1021. Playing as black when you are white.
1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess
1022. Buying a bed.
1023. Counting in threes
1024. Not counting in threes when you said you were counting in threes.
1022. Buying a bed.
1023. Counting in threes
1024. Not counting in threes when you said you were counting in threes.
1026. Pronouncing your sneezes in threes: "Achone! Achtwo (alternate spelling: Ahchoo!)! Achthree!" loudly during the game.
1030. Offering your opponent Worcestershire sauce tea during the game, that would just be the woost.
1032. Having a gorilla give you a bottle of Worcestershire sauce during a bullet game so you can take a break halfway through to take a swig or two.


1020. Being bitten by a poster that says "count with friends".