1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess

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1020. Being bitten by a poster that says "count with friends".

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1021. Playing as black when you are white.

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Tis just a love bite.

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1022. Buying a bed.

1023. Counting in threes

1024. Not counting in threes when you said you were counting in threes.

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1025. Saying that no pictures are allowed in a forum with 25 or more posts.

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C-C-Coalback wrote:

1022. Buying a bed.

1023. Counting in threes

1024. Not counting in threes when you said you were counting in threes.

1026. Pronouncing your sneezes in threes: "Achone!  Achtwo (alternate spelling: Ahchoo!)! Achthree!" loudly during the game.

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1027. Play Magnus Carlsen and beat him at (wait for it)

TENNIS!!!!!!!!

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Besides it's pronounced WOOOSTERsure sauce, not worstfersure sauce.

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1028. Using a bowling ball to defeat your opponent's pawns.

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1029. Playing bughouse at a serious tournament.

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1030. Offering your opponent Worcestershire sauce tea during the game, that would just be the woost.

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1031. Eating a T-Rex.

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1032. Having a gorilla give you a bottle of Worcestershire sauce during a bullet game so you can take a break halfway through to take a swig or two.

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1033. Offering your opponent worstershire tea during the game.

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1034. Playing the Pokemon TCG or trading card game while playing checkers and using the checkers as kings.

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1035. Play a gorilla/T-Rex crossbreed.

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1036. Play deep white.

1037. Play red fan.

1038. Play shallow water

1039. Play light wind.

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1040. Offering your opponent panda poop tea during the game.

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1041. drunk