Regarding 2385485848594959495849584958485948948054859454945948958954589598449859494598.
Is this the number of games you lost today?!
We are only on number 2695.
2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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tigerche wrote:
2684.Cook.
........ ChessPlayinDude47
2696. Drinking six gallons of antifreeze to help neutralize all the cold comments about CPD47 and to help counteract the five gallons of sunblock you drank to prevent heatstroke before your chess game. Then drinking seven gallons of hair gel, because who doesn't want a great hairdo while we're playing chess?
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
Chessboy1516 wrote:
2004. Talking.
2685. Shortking.
2692. Carlsenking.
2695. Dr.Duking.
How du u du your duKing, Duki? Well, then how du u du, Duki? I du du too for me or for you...
drDuki2004_X wrote:
Eat your pet hairy gorilla
with a side order of gorilla hair...
twighead wrote:
4777. Watching chess playing dude play the oud while eating some food in the mood to be a little lewd and show his tude till you tell him he's good.
Playing oodles of ouds while in the nude
will almost never get you "booed" until you've been viewed...
Shave the hair around your pubis with an electric carving knife.
Senior-Lazarus_Long wrote:
Shave the hair around your pubis with an electric carving knife.
...to serve on the birthday cake, presumably - or to sprinkle on the chessboard?
2697. Channeling Rambo to defeat your opponent, but then losing to the Scholar's Mate and channeling Bambi with a gun after the loss.
Oh deer, what can the matter be? Oh deer, what can the matter be?
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Eat firworks!
I gon' eat mah hog, Annie. (mahogany...)
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
Senior-Lazarus_Long wrote:
Shave the hair around your pubis with an electric carving knife.
...to serve on the birthday cake, presumably - or to sprinkle on the chessboard?
Aw, shucks, peephole always thinkin' it's a rhetorical question and all...
Boyangzhao wrote:
tigerche wrote:
2684.Cook.
........ ChessPlayinDude47
Well please use real butter if you do; I cannot stand being cooked in canola oil - yucky! Only zee best for zee ChessPlayinDude47 :-)
...maybe a wedge or two of organically grown lemon on the side?
2698. Forgetting to control the center, castle early, or open with a center pawn because you are only focused on development:
"My, my, we do have some fine developments, even before our first move... Hmm, what a
fascinating position..."
"But, my good sir, you haven't even moved a piece yet!"
"Yes, well, I get by with a little help from my friends..."
Did I say Staunton pieces??! Clearly, I blundered...
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Eat firworks!
2699. Eat firworks in Ab Major:
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a spark in you?
You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
'Cause baby you're a firwork
Come on let your needles thirst
Oooh, oooh, aaah, aaah, be a hairy gorilla first!
Eat your bananas with your liverwurst
'Cause after a banana peel comes a rainbow
So boom, boom, boom, even brighter than the tomb, tomb, tomb!
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
2379. All right, who stole my dino-biscuits?
2700. All right, I'm just gonna ask you one more time, who stole my dino-biscuits?
2701. dunking drduki in a dunked duke
wow
can you speak chinese? :你们都是笨蛋
Eat yourself
After you...