2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

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ChessPlayinDude47
CoachiMaster wrote:

HI I AM STILL POSTING

Cool My sunglasses are still posting too. Can your sunglasses do that?

ChessPlayinDude47

The zeroeth worst thing to do here folks would be absolutely zero.

ChessPlayinDude47

0+0=52=0

ChessPlayinDude47
1NaturalDisaster wrote:

NEVAR!

I just noticed that this is raven spelled backwards; congratulations!

ChessPlayinDude47

Who's reading this and it's 2016? 

You know how cool you are...

ChessPlayinDude47
twighead wrote:

KLED!

KLED corre muy rápido y, como T-Rex, puede llevar a casa la salsa Worcestershire!

ChessPlayinDude47
CoachiMaster wrote:

HI I AM STILL POSTING

Yeah? Me too.

Pikelemi
Castle
ChessPlayinDude47

You mean we've arrived at 2001 already?!!

Ah shoot, I'll catch up...

Hmmmph, I was back on 1643.

(Changing your name from Smyslov to Smeatsloaf...)

Mr_Alex_Pims
2789. Playing bullet chess while having explosive diarrhoea and constipation.


Sorry I had to add a poo joke :/.
Trexler3241

2790.Throwing the board away.

thebestestz
2791. Lose on time by running to your distant friend’s house for help instead of texting or calling
HowardBee

2792. Listen to your teacher when she says to give not take. Do you get it?

Mr_Alex_Pims
Yes
Mr_Alex_Pims
2792. Reading vulgar jokes on the internet...
Trexler3241

2794. Post something on topic “2001-3000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess”

Arisktotle

2795. Ask your opponent what he thinks of your moves. Then whatever he answers say "the same to you!".