2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

3006. Attacking the other player with Reddit.com/r/PitchforkEmporium

why

why

because

you

are

obviously!

obviously!

Whoa, there, you all must love chicken liver to be livering the forums with Worcestershire Sauce and Nilses.

Rectangle boss, that is so boss, boss.

...that Worcestershire sauce you're hiding in your back pocket? Don't think you can fool ChessPlayinDude47 - this guy is on to you - and your Worcestershire Sauce. You all got it? Don't play all coy with me now... It's a Worcestershire Sauce conspiracy, I say. You can't just go lock up a man's Worcestershire Sauce. Hide it in the back pocket. Wherever you put it. 

3007. Playing the "Can you find the correct matching Grandelius, Nils?" game while you are trying to play chess:

multiple choice quiz (select all that correctly match Grandelius, Nils):

a. Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils   Grandelius,Nils

b. 

Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils   Grandelius,  Nils

c.

Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts
 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts
 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts
 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts
 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts

 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts
 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts

 Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts  Grandelius, Nuts

d. if you picked a, it's not b
e. if you picked b, it's not a
f. if you picked c, it's not c
g. if you picked d, it's not g
h. if you didn't pick any, and want to thank a hairy gorilla, go right ahead.
i. How do I get out of here fast?
j. if you picked your nose, it's not n 

The correct answer is "f", but only if you picked "c" along with "f", otherwise partial credit for "h" and/or "i".... "g" I'm just not sure about... we need a rocket scientist to figure that one out!