1955. Zizic'ing one's nostrils at one's opponent during the chess game.
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1956. Boogerized snotification while Zizic'ing one's nostrils at one's opponent during the chess game.
Apr 24, 2016
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#192,192,001,001
Creating a thread about the worst things to do while playing chess
twighead wrote:
1977.
Thomas crept very carefully up to a big fat lettuce and fired his little
gun. But did the slugs mind? No, not they. They laughed more then ever in
their slimy way. And they ate up all the peas and then turned about and went on
eating the lettuces.
Maria peered cautiously round the corner and whispered:
Thomas, how are you getting on?
They didnt mind the pop gun at all.
Oh dear. We shant have any lettuces left when little Tim comes home.
Poor Thomas and Maria Rabbit. They hopped sadly down the long
passage into the kitchen of their house. And then Maria had an idea.
I know we must frighten them away. Well play on squeaker grasses
and terrify those slugs.
Thomas and Maria ran out into the meadow and picked long broad
grasses. They each held one grass tightly across their front teeth and blew hard.
And then they crept very close to the lettuces and stooped down low and blew
long squeaking noises on their squeaker grasses. The greedy slugs raised their
heads. They waved their fat bodies joyously and laughed their slimy laugh:
Very sweet music at our feast. Very sweet music while we eat. And then they
laughed again happily in their slimy way and went on eating lettuce leaves.
Poor Thomas and Maria crept away to a corner of the garden quite out
of breath and sat down. Every now and then a slug would stop eating and say:
Very sweet music at our feast. Very sweet music while we eat.
1977b. I'm so EXCITED!
And I just can't HAYDN!
I'm about to lose my G-STRING!
and I'll need a REPLACEMENT, a REPLACEMENT!
(and a few Pointer Sisters' records?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A
1977c. It's gonna take a superwoman to sweep me off of my feet. Or my queen. Or some dino-biscuits.
1977d. When in Timbuktu, do as the Timbuktuners would play their TiTunes.
twighead wrote:
1977.
Thomas crept very carefully up to a big fat lettuce and fired his little
gun. But did the slugs mind? No, not they. They laughed more then ever in
their slimy way. And they ate up all the peas and then turned about and went on
eating the lettuces.
Maria peered cautiously round the corner and whispered:
Thomas, how are you getting on?
They didnt mind the pop gun at all.
Oh dear. We shant have any lettuces left when little Tim comes home.
Poor Thomas and Maria Rabbit. They hopped sadly down the long
passage into the kitchen of their house. And then Maria had an idea.
I know we must frighten them away. Well play on squeaker grasses
and terrify those slugs.
Thomas and Maria ran out into the meadow and picked long broad
grasses. They each held one grass tightly across their front teeth and blew hard.
And then they crept very close to the lettuces and stooped down low and blew
long squeaking noises on their squeaker grasses. The greedy slugs raised their
heads. They waved their fat bodies joyously and laughed their slimy laugh:
Very sweet music at our feast. Very sweet music while we eat. And then they
laughed again happily in their slimy way and went on eating lettuce leaves.
Poor Thomas and Maria crept away to a corner of the garden quite out
of breath and sat down. Every now and then a slug would stop eating and say:
Very sweet music at our feast. Very sweet music while we eat.
1977e. Maria Wabbit? I've just met a wabbit named Maria Wabbit. And suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Maria Wabbit! I've just kissed a wabbit named Maria Wabbit, and suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can be. Say it loud with squeaky, squawky grasses, before I take off my glasses, don't be like donkeys or hairy gorillas, when me drinks me extracts of vanillas, Maria Wabbit! I'll never stop saying, "Maria Wabbit!"
1977f. Saying, "Ay, Mawia!" too much during the chess game.
kingofshedinjas wrote:
#192,192,001,001
Creating a thread about the worst things to do while playing chess
and then posting on it?
3011. Playing the Cowboy Indian Defense as white.
3012. Soaking your opponent's king in peanut oil and lighting it on fire.
Use gasoline instead, peanut oil runs around $30 a gallon, so the gasoline might be a little cheaper. Are we talking 524 pesos? Roughly? Anybody? Yes?
Hello? Earth to peephole?
twighead wrote:
3034. Triple daring your opponent to skuz a shoe and then suck out all the geeze. Hint: If he starts blowing up a star shaped condom before he gets to work you know somebodies going to be dealing with a phenomenal amount of plagues this winter!
3035. Mah opponent asked me how many chess players it is gonna take to change a lott bulb, so I done tol' him how many lott bulbs it is gonna take to change a chess player. Gonna take a lot of lott.
twighead wrote:
3033. Say Mawia Wabbit one more time MOTHARABBIT I dare, you I double dare you motharabbit, say MAWIA WABBIT AGAIN.
"Mawoofie Woofbit! Again, that's Woofia Boofmits! Again, that's Mawoofa Rarebit!"
3036. Having your pooch try to order you Welsh Rarebit for dinner.
Mawia Wabbit and Thomas made their passes
trudging along the fields of the squeaker grasses
slimy lettuces feasted upon while they grilled the basses
slimy slugs peeing down and peering up from the morasses
Thomas and Mawia spotted the slug party with their field glasses
while they heard the sweet music, sweeter than sorghum molasses
the slugs danced off their joyous fat bodies in droves and in masses
"Very sweet music at our feast while we eat!" said the lads and a few of the lasses
"But what's this I hear?! Mawia Wabbit! Mawia Wabbit!" coming from the sluggish classes!
The burial of the slugs was tragic, but Samuel L. Jackson finally got even with their asses.
"I've had it with these mother-f'ing slugs on this mother-f'ing slimy lettuce!"
from the action movie, Slugs on a Romaine
3037. Too much gun control during the chess match.
"I contwol this gun just fine! Especiawwy when I'm pwaying a wascal or a wabbit!"
Having sex
Well,I guess that's all,guys, and girls.
There's a real coach.
3007. Playing the "Can you find the correct matching Grandelius, Nils?" game while you are trying to play chess:
multiple choice quiz (select all that correctly match Grandelius, Nils):
a. Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils
b.
Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils
c.
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
d. if you picked a, it's not b
e. if you picked b, it's not a
f. if you picked c, it's not c
g. if you picked d, it's not g
h. if you didn't pick any, and want to thank a hairy gorilla, go right ahead.
i. How do I get out of here fast?
j. if you picked your nose, it's not n
If you picked :A( Nose, you're sad and you have big noAse. :AD
Duki, to be clear, we have no big noAse, right?
Medium or small no^se.
Thank goodness! Thank you for the clarification! You've always been the best in my book! "in my book", that's one of those crazy English idioms, that loosely translates as "you're a coold dude with me."
And Dimitrije Zizic's nose. :/D, not available that big one.
HAHA! You funny guy! I don't know these Czech guys, but I'm sure their noses are quite the shnozzola at times. You funny guy!