3135.03. Eating three corn dogs in .03 seconds, because you need to move in .000000003 seconds in the bullet game.
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AND I'M PRO AVOCADOS! SO WEEP, PEEPHOLE!
3135.053. How high will a donkey rise on a trampoline? Ask a sumo wrestler with an extra heavy duty trampoline and a donkey, but not while you're losing your chess game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxGI4k2vlas yes, a Ukranian donkey, and what were you thinking I was thinking?
egoole wrote:
3135.♈
Forget what you were about to post... 😞
Don't worry; I remember what you were about to post. It was about something that you forgot that you were about to post. I trust you will find this to be helpful news. More helpful than Fox News let's say, or Faux Fox News...
twighead wrote:
!GrapeMate!
3136.7. After you spread a little !GrapeMate! on your joo-joo eyeballs, take an eyedropper with a few milligrams of Worcestershire sauce and pour that in there: your opponent will think you are giving him the eggplant-eye and will call an ambulance. It's at this very moment when you want to announce the !GrapeMate! in 47.
egoole wrote:
3136.♎ watch the orange bowl all day....
My, what round oranges you have! All the better for bowling your opponent's pieces over.
egoole wrote:
Pack up some toad and lick them... Feel what your father's felt before the invention of the wheel....
You could pack up some toad and lick them (him or her), but I must warn against kissing one. As it states earlier in our thread as one of the very worst things to do while playing chess:
5. Kiss a toad.
...should you need reminding...
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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
egoole wrote:
3136.♎ watch the orange bowl all day....
My, what round oranges you have! All the better for bowling your opponent's pieces over.
You think I have those when in fact I've never seen orange oranges before... oranges over here are green and yellow.. I kinda grew up wondering why orange colour was called so... 😒
3138. No...
Yeah!!!
No...
Yeah!!!
No, yeah...
No, yeah...
No, yeah; no, yeah...
No, and yeah, and no, and yeah...
No yeah no yeah no yeah...
No yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah...
No yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah...
No yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah...
(now say this very quickly... you must say it so fast that you mispronounce it...) Noyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyeahnoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyou
annoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyouannoyyou...
Well, gentlemen, it's been a pleasure to no-yeah and a no-yeah. Hope it wasn't to a no ying?
YuriSenkevich wrote:
Swim
3139. Drown
egoole wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
egoole wrote:
3136.♎ watch the orange bowl all day....
My, what round oranges you have! All the better for bowling your opponent's pieces over.
You think I have those when in fact I've never seen orange oranges before... oranges over here are green and yellow.. I kinda grew up wondering why orange colour was called so... 😒
Over here they're pretty much black and green-mold color. Every now and then we eat one of a different color.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
YuriSenkevich wrote:
Swim
Drown
3140. Drown and then get eaten by a shark.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
YuriSenkevich wrote:
Swim
Drown
Drown and then get eaten by a shark
3141. Get eaten by a shark before drowning; the good news is that you cannot drown if you have been eaten by a shark.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
YuriSenkevich wrote:
Swim
Drown
Drown and then get eaten by a shark
Get eaten by a shark before drowning; you cannot drown if you have been eaten by a shark.
3142. Get ripped into two pieces by two sharks while swimming and the sharks have 1/2 and 1/2 (not the cream/milk, but your body...).
egoole wrote:
3136.♎ watch the orange bowl all day....
3143. Playing chess at the Orange Bowl and getting sacked early in the game.
Keep dose oranges out of Detroit, peephole!
3144. Revisiting post number 2389 because it gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling inside... Sharing this post with your opponent during the chess match, constantly and vociferously...
2389. Battery wear? I wasn't trinking no battery wear, er, watery beer, occifer, honestly. Mah beer was pure beer, the whole beer, and nuttin' but duh beer.
2392: Anyone 12,500 miles left and right of me shall be kicked in buttock.
3145. Anyone within 12,547 miles to the left or right of me shall also be kicked in the buttocks!
- with credit to the magnanimous, 1NaturalDisaster, rest his weary sole...
it's rather fishy why he seems to have left our thread, rumor has it that it was just for the halibut...
Let's celebrate by feeling so much this day.
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Well, son, I think that calls for a toast; put the Wonder Bread in the toaster and the blintzes in the kiln! De-Earth the WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!