2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess

2876 - (1. e4 e5 2. Ba6)

2877 - Falling for the Parham Attack. It's terrible.

2878 - sneezing over your opponent.

2879 - 

2880. 

I think that's the kind of thing I would used to do when I was younger lol

2881 - spotting a really interesting article about Donald Trump and it really distracts you from your game and you end up losing.

2882 - impossible checkmate.

2883 - Reading all of the previous 2882 posts.

2884 - calling North Korea for reinforcements

Atually, we started at 1000.

2885 - rummaging through a rubbish tip

Well the previous 1882 posts then :/

2886 - racking your brain so hard it gives you a headache.

2887. Racking your Scrabble tiles so hard your fingers come off and you have to move the chess pieces either with your mouth or through telekenisis. T-Rex will beat you at Scrabble - play chess instead...

2888. Racking your lamb so hard that the mint jelly has lost its flavor.  Curry favor... Curry flavor... Curry Stephen...

I always play scrabble with my son. He always beats me though.

2889 - Driving a car and listening to heavy rock on full blast while playing blitz.

2891. Spearing your opponent's queen during the game with a leg of lamb so you can get a "leg up" on the competition; hey, not a "baaaaaahd" idea...

2892. Betting a grandmaster 100,000¢ that you can beat him