2935. Drool and unusual punishment in the chess game.
"Don'ta call me the Babopuke! I vill call you..."
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2936. Monkeying a-round in the chess game with Pachelbel's Canon when you can use a real cannon instead.
"Who needs c4 when you've got this bad boy?! This thing here shoots diagonally, just like a bishop in chess!"
"Mah, oh mah, ah say, what a fine observatory ya got there, son..."
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the land mines
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
blow him up whether he accepts or declines!
Player 1: "Row, row, row your boat
gently down the land mines
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
blow him up whether he accepts or declines!"
Player 2: "Why did you just sing this song?!!"
Player 1: "Because it's a round..."
Player 2: "Well, the way you sing it, it won't be a round
for much longer..."
2937. Doing such silly moves that your opponent turns into an alien that can't stop laughing and has a lot of boogers coming out of his nose
USSMidwayCCA wrote:
2937. Doing such silly moves that your opponent turns into an alien that can't stop laughing and has a lot of boogers coming out of his nose
oh god dat face
2938. Trying to tune a looney while playing chess.
2939. Trying to tune a fish while playing chess. So unfishionable... Don't be a fishionary visionary who needs to check the dictionary; this game's not Pictionary.
2940. Playing the chess game implementing the five-mold repetition rule: a lot like five-fold repetition, the rule states that if there are five instances of mold turning up on the chessboard in exactly the same spot for the fifth time in the chess game, the game is automatically declared a draw and the mold must be split 50/50 between the two players - failure to take one's mold (half-portion) from the chessboard will result in immediate disqualification to the non-moldy guy.
And you thought the seven deadly sins were bad - this is much worse...
1NaturalDisaster wrote:
Biting your opponents {Censorced}. the word "Hair" Is not allowed on this site.
How about "hairy"? As in: "I tot i taw a hairy gorilla! I tid, I tid see a hairy gorilla!" Gosh durn it, if they censor that word, well, I'll just have to eat my shoes for breakfast.
2942. Getting too distracted by a league of legends game where you keep on dying because the opponent's team keeps on ganking you with caitlyn finishing you off with an accurate snipe. I hate that.
I IS JAX. I SWING LONG STICK AT YOU. DIE, SKRUB!
zhikaihuang wrote:
2942. Getting too distracted by a league of legends game where you keep on dying because the opponent's team keeps on ganking you with caitlyn finishing you off with an accurate snipe. I hate that.
2943. Right, exactly, or getting too blah-blah-blah by a blah of blah where you blah blah blah because the blah's blah keeps on blahing blah blah baa baa Caitlyn blah blahing you off with an accurate blah blah. That's just about the worst blah blah out there, right?
2944. Being too blasé for blahs. MY BLAHD!
2945. Spamming your opponent so much your computer crashes.
2946. Or literally having a crash as in car crash.
2947. Trying to sort out your hub in an internet game (the network hub).
2948 - 52 away from 3000.
2949 - Now 51.
2934. Arranging a chess tournament match between a hairy gorilla with a bat's head and a gigantic T-Rex: Batrilla vs. Super-T-Rex! The Ham of Justice! because you are excited to go see the Batman vs. Superman movie just out in theatres while the world wrestles with what kind of superhero it really needs.
"Succumb to my tights, T-Boy!"
"Wow! I'd say she's really batting a thousand (1.000), so
who cares if Super-T-Rex ate her right hand!"
"Can't we all just get along and eat a nice family meal, here?! So what if I ate the g- and h- files as an appetizer?"