3000 funny reasons you like chess!!!😄

70. You have a cursed ray gun that can literally eliminate your opponent, and also what i mean by eliminate your opponent is k!ll your opponent

71. ur hamster smashes u in chess

72. Your dog also smashes you in chess

73. Your friends think you have the best openings, which you do (sicillian, etc) so they never play the same openings

74. pink monkey loses to u in chess

Chess makes no difference between the pawn and 1 decillion queens(?)

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76. u get to go a day with out drinking anything cuz ur parents r playing chess

78. u get to stay up til 2 AM playing chess

oh js stop

80. u get to sit in a dark room for hours on end playing chess on chess dot com

81. hmmm I react a im kind..chess is the only game which is known in the universe horse head nebula cluster but cold out there. its quite well stupid...i could better idea made..

82 it’s probably the only game that there is no luck involved

#84 I can play chess on the loo and not com out until 3056 when I have played 10000k games

In chess, the king is the most important piece… but also the laziest. He moves just one step at a time while his army does all the work. And when there’s danger? Everyone else has to sacrifice themselves to save him

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85: You love the bongcloud