3500 funny reasons why you loose and/or rage quit chess.

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I'll start 1. You get attacked by a plane that throws guided missiles that destroys your computer and you loose against someone with -35000 elo while you had 999999999999999 elo so now you have 0 elo.
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You get bitten by a rabid silly goose
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You fall I the backrooms and a potato who is the god of everything telleport you to a dimension where you loose.