They dont have to be true ,be creative !Or they can be true.Any way is fine as long as their funny .Then we could all have a good laugh over them
500 funniest,longest conversations in chess
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Cmon guys why,s no one anwering hello hello anybody there ( echo)
These actually occured while I was playing a Novice at my school who claimed to be an Adept at Chess
Novice Opponent - *Moves Queen next to my King putting me in Check*
Novice Opponent - "Checkmate!"
Me - *Captures Opponent's Queen with King*
Novice Opponent - "Wait the King can capture the Queen"
Me - "Yes"
During the same game
Novice Opponent - *Moves Knight to an undefended square attacked by my Queen*
Novice Opponent - "Can you not capture my Knight I need it for my plan
Me - "That's not how Chess works"
Me - *Captures Knight"
After I beat him he said that I only won because I went with brute force attacks and that if the game had gone on longer his master strategy would have unfolded and he would have beaten me
It's always fun to play him as the conversations are always entertaining
Very funny roll up roll up with funny conversations thanks for posting it I have to make one up to
Fiction :me :hey Ill teach you to play chess .Starter : wheres the dice ? And what are these pieces ????????!!!!!!! Then I start telling him how the pieces move and he goes first .he moves his knight and the next move he moves it back repeated 20 times and I say thats cheating he sais I hate this game I can move anything i like and he moves the same thing again doind the same moves .then I say do a different move instead of moving your knight in and out the starter turns the wooden chessboard upside down and the piece fall on the floor then he storms out of the room and slams the door
Apr 27, 2015
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#7
One day two boys were playing chess. One of them wrote in chat. :( when his opponent ate his Queen... the rest of the conversation went like this.....
Boy 1: :(
Boy 2: :D
Boy 1: :V
Boy 2: XD
Boy 1: >:(
Boy 2: :O
Boy 1: :/
Boy 2: Time out! I win!!!!
Kasparov goat
Jul 7, 2021
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#10
Player1: You're an NM
NM Player2: Ok
Player1: You're an FM
FM Player2: Ok
Player1: You're a CM
CM Player2: That's a step down but ok
Player1: You're an IM
IM Player2: Ok
Player1: You're a GM
GM Player2: I don't have any norms but ok
Player1: You're a Super GM
Player2: I'm a random noob on chess.com with 787 rapid rating and 769 blitz with no title and I swear someone is gonna laugh so hard while reading this conversation
26 minutes later: Player2 closes his account because of how annoying Player 1 is
After 500 coverstations everyone can decide which one should win