5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess

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• pokemm 

  2122. you dont number your statements about chess

• 10 days ago · Quote · #1870

  eddysallin 

   When setting up for a game u use the wrong side of the board.

• 3 days ago · Quote · #1871

  Chessyellow  

  2124.you make chocolate chess pieces

• 3 days ago · Quote · #1872

  ScorpionPackAttack 

  I know everything about the Najdorf, I have committed to memory every Najdorf line given in MCO 

• 3 days ago · Quote · #1873

  Rick56  

  2125. You commit yourself to memorize every Najdorf line.

• 22 hours ago · Quote · #1874

  No-Plan-B 

  you are white and waiting for them to make the opening move.

• 21 hours ago · Quote · #1875

  ClippinTheKing 

  2128. You believe it's an automatic draw when the R+N v R matchup occurs.

• 7 hours ago · Quote · #1876

  andrewjmen 

  2129. You can't win K+P v K with your pawn on the 7th rank and your opponent's King on the wrong side of the board.

  2130. You have a rating below 1000 and you think you can beat Carlsen in 2 moves

• 35 minutes ago · Quote · #1877

  Rick56  

  Wait.. can we get a recount?

• 20 minutes ago · Quote · #1878

  ClippinTheKing 

  Aw man, 1 person deleted his/her comment. i'll make another one up.

  2127. You believe there are do-overs in chess

  2131. You resign after seeing 1. a4

• 17 minutes ago · Quote · #1879

  manic13  

  2132. You believe your style includes tactics.

• 9 minutes ago · Quote · #1880

  LoekBergman 

  2133. You think that the Amsterdam Attack is a line in the Dutch Defense.

#2138) You think you win when you are checkmated.(true story)

STOP

RESURRECTING

DEAD

THREADS

THIS 

THREAD

IS

FOUR

MONTHS

OLD

/end of rant.

#2139) when you believe your opponent has only 10 moves to checkmate you when its a R+K to your lone king.(true story)