coneheadzombie wrote:
This is your favorite opening
If I were black, that would be my favorite opening.
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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652.you accept a draw when a queen and 2 rooks up
653.you think you can move your own peices off the board
654. you think you can move you opponent's peices for him.
655. You know how to mate with a queen--but have not won with 6 queens
656. You have an 11x11 board, and say, "Where are the other pieces?"
657. If you were to combine all these signs into one, it would equal: your play
658. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will run out of time
659. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will not see the mate
660. You need to download an app that shows all the legal moves in order to play a game
661: Scholar's Mate
662: As black, you play
1.e4 e5
2.Qh5 Ke7
3.Qxe4#
663. Your white and you play this sequence often, and get it kicked around.
664. You think that bughouse is when you play with bug pieces.
(For those who really don't know, its a chess game with 2 people on a team. Search it up!)
Aug 21, 2012
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#470
chessgm8 wrote:
655. You know how to mate with a queen--but have not won with 6 queens
656. You have an 11x11 board, and say, "Where are the other pieces?"
657. If you were to combine all these signs into one, it would equal: your play
658. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will run out of time
659. You offer constant draws, hoping your opponent will not see the mate
660. You need to download an app that shows all the legal moves in order to play a game
655 seems a little ambigous. I've mated several times with a K+Q, but I've never promoted enough pawns to mate with 6 queens, therefore I've never won with 6 queens.
Aug 21, 2012
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#471
665. You always try for the scholar's mate, thinking that your opponent can't stop it.
Seriously, eveytime I see 1. e3, the opponent goes for the scholar's mate. It's like they think they'll win in a few turns so a real move like 1. e4 is useless.
greg135 wrote:
633. You forget that knights can give check
I didn't forget that knights can give check; I put the king on the wrong square. My mistake.
I have corrected it now.
chessgm8 wrote:
RSzgvYzxpizmp wrote:
623. Immediately after you castle, you realise that it makes your king harder to defend and "un-castle" on your next move to return the king and rook to their original positions.
624. You think double-check is when you are in check but before responding you put your opponent in check so that he must respond first (can continue to triple-check, quadruple-check, etc.).
625. You don't know what Los Alamos is.
626. You think the king is unable to capture pieces.
I already said 626!
You did? I thought I had read them all and I didn't see it. What number or what page?
667.You think shaking hands in OTB signifies an exchange of kings
668. You think the above diagram shows a Chess Opening and are annoyed that the ECO has not been written on.
669. You've never heard of castling.
670. When some-one explains how to castle: "Castling is ... blah blah... then you move your rook ... blah ...", you say, (very politely) "I'm sorry, I haven't got a pet rook. Will a blackbird do?"
671. You have never EVER won a game of chess. In fact, you can't even remember the last time you drew.
*scratches head* "Was it on the day I first learnt the moves, and a guy offered me queen, 2 rooks, 2 bishops, 2 knights and 8 pawns odds, so that he just had a bare king?" *slaps forehead* "Of course it must have been! I remember he took all my pieces with his king. I tried resigning but he said it king vs king's a draw, even though he was going to capture my king next move! That was my best game ever.
672. When you think that M4 is a chess square (I know someone that did)
673. You looked at White's play above and you fall to the ground in pure amazement and wonder, saying, "I wish I could play like that!"
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651.your just too dumb