AWARDCHESS IMMORTAL CHESS BLOGS!? hEH?

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anonym

"Incomplete sentences (fragments or run-ons) are meaningless, annoying, confusing, and waste the readers time."--bowanza

Sir, you are too much disposed to employ disparaging adjectives.

And as for you other pesky flies who persist in buzzing about this thread -- you, sirs, are under no obligation to read this thread. Our readers wish that you would desist in dropping your fly-specks upon it.

bowanza

I'm sorry, I just wanted to understand how this column related to chess. 

anonym

We are the new AWARDCHESS GROUP on Chess.com. Everyday more Chess.com members are joining AWARDCHESS Group. Our first AWARDCHESS Group Tournament is starting soon. Stay tuned -- get with it -- join us for chess at AWARDCHESS.

AFCaf

Awardchess is a LOLCat. I know it in my heart of hearts.

AWARDCHESS

Awardchess is me! You have your heart, I have mine one!

So, what is the problems for you with my heart? 

bowanza

I don't think AFCaf has any problems knowing what he knows in his heart of hearts.  His heart of all hearts, I should say.

AwalKB

I have no problem saying that I hate awardchess....sorry I meant AWARDCHESS...wow that took way to much effort

Munchies

AWARDCHESS BLOG IMMORTAL LIKE BAD BEER FARTS THAT WAKE UP THE DOG.

bowanza

I don't hate AWARDCHESS.  I am simply annoyed by his meaninglessness.

AWARDCHESS

Are you talking to me, like that arrogant, rude spammers, that a half of my forums about? 

Munchies

i've never seen someone talk so much and say so little

AWARDCHESS

You are just opposite, here!

AwalKB

what does that mean?!?!

farting_bunny

Hey AWARDCHESS,

GET A LIFE!

cordially yours,

Farting_Bunny

AWARDCHESS

Just my partners doing anything  hardly possible to make my forum really immortal!

They need enemy to defeat! They find a "best" candidate!??

bowanza

Actually, I think your partners are scratching their heads trying to figure out what the hell you are talking about.

anonym

Listen up, wiseguys, don’t think for one minute that I, anonym, haven’t caught on to your little showbottle hype. Your collective witting and incessant harrassment of our thread spot-on matches the classic monitor-and-disrupt operational profile of agents provocateurs, which puts you several rungs lower on the ladder of humanity than similarly typically boorish use-net trolls. You are deliberately trying to manipulate us by means of ongoing nasty little psych-war trickery and mimicry, the purpose of which is to incite verbal acts of hostility on our part against you. By trying to provoke us with displays of disdain and contempt for ADWARDCHESS and our group, you are attempting to con us to playing on your own terms the perverse game you are running, so as to provide the admins with a pretext for punishing us.

bowanza

I'm still at a loss to understand what this column is all about.  If AWARDCHESS can't tell me, can one of you partners please spell it out for me?

AWARDCHESS

Why they biting me? Am I Chess Immortal? They can run their own forums, blogs, Groups, choose own Presidents, alike their shadows...

Be Creative by own! Not just by hating me, as they admitted, and as they like to be obsessed by grey soul chess warriors...

bowanza

Was that the answer to my post #125?  Is that what this column is all about?  Grey chess warriors?  Is that what I am?  If so, I must be colorblind.  Either that or I am obsessed by grey chess warriors.  Perhaps I should mention that in my profile.

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