Bad chess joke

HessianWarrior
DrSpudnik wrote:

This thread has to be the worst chess joke ever.

Yeah but the views keep going up.

kiwi

hah lol 

GenghisCant

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

astronomer999
Genghiskhant wrote:

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

Laughing

Conflagration_Planet
Genghiskhant wrote:

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

Sounds like my games. :)

Gil-Gandel
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

Sounds like my games. :)

It's true. I've seen your games.

Irontiger

A journalist interviews Capablanca at a tournament in Moscow :

"Oh, you know, there are many strong players in Moscow. I met an old Russian fellow who bet he would win against me with Black, and he won indeed in less than thirty moves."

"Wow !"

"Wait, that's not all. I brought him to play against Lasker and he checkmated him in less than twenty moves !"

"How is that possible ? Where is this man, so that I can interview him ?"

Then Capablanca laughs "What a question ! Obviously, we killed him !"

Conflagration_Planet
Gil-Gandel wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

Sounds like my games. :)

It's true. I've seen your games.

Snob.

Gil-Gandel
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Gil-Gandel wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
Genghiskhant wrote:

I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.

Sounds like my games. :)

It's true. I've seen your games.

Snob.

Guilty. I am unreasonably and incurably prejudiced against bad chess. Laughing

Conflagration_Planet

So when do get your GM title?

nameno1had
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

So when do get yourGM title?

So when did you get your GM titled ? or  So when do you get your GM title ?

netzach

I still have my medals from Esso-petrol-stations is that any good? (for status points?)

Also SHCW (Smash Hits Crossword Winner)

Conflagration_Planet
nameno1had wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

So when do get yourGM title?

So when did you get your GM titled ? or  So when do you get your GM title ?

Doesn't matter, since the first question can be answered "Didn't" and second can be answered "Never."

netzach

hmm.

Okay. A horse went into a pub (sounds like GG?) and...

To be continued...

HessianWarrior

A guy walks into a bar with a Chess Set under his arm and an Alligator on a leash. The bar tender says "Hey Pal if you want to drink here you gotta get rid of that Chess crap".

netzach

A horse went into a pub & sat down beside the knight at the end of the bar...

netzach

At the other end of the bar were two Bishops sitting on stools...

netzach

Drinking spritzer.

nameno1had
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
nameno1had wrote:
Conflagration_Planet wrote:

So when do get yourGM title?

So when did you get your GM titled ? or  So when do you get your GM title ?

Doesn't matter, since the first question can be answered "Didn't" and second can be answered "Never."

I knew the answer, just not the exact question to know how to relate it back for sure...but I was already enjoying the sarcasm....thanks

netzach

Suddenly!

Clinte Eastwood (Namenonethoughteofmannotcalledhorse) burst through the doors.