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This thread has to be the worst chess joke ever.
Yeah but the views keep going up.
I was playing chess with a friend and he said,'Why don't we make this interesting?', so we stopped playing chess.
Sounds like my games. :)
It's true. I've seen your games.
A journalist interviews Capablanca at a tournament in Moscow :
"Oh, you know, there are many strong players in Moscow. I met an old Russian fellow who bet he would win against me with Black, and he won indeed in less than thirty moves."
"Wait, that's not all. I brought him to play against Lasker and he checkmated him in less than twenty moves !"
"How is that possible ? Where is this man, so that I can interview him ?"
Then Capablanca laughs "What a question ! Obviously, we killed him !"
Guilty. I am unreasonably and incurably prejudiced against bad chess.
So when do get your GM title?
So when do get yourGM title?
So when did you get your GM titled ? or So when do you get your GM title ?
I still have my medals from Esso-petrol-stations is that any good? (for status points?)
Also SHCW (Smash Hits Crossword Winner)
Doesn't matter, since the first question can be answered "Didn't" and second can be answered "Never."
Okay. A horse went into a pub (sounds like GG?) and...
To be continued...
A guy walks into a bar with a Chess Set under his arm and an Alligator on a leash. The bar tender says "Hey Pal if you want to drink here you gotta get rid of that Chess crap".
A horse went into a pub & sat down beside the knight at the end of the bar...
At the other end of the bar were two Bishops sitting on stools...
I knew the answer, just not the exact question to know how to relate it back for sure...but I was already enjoying the sarcasm....thanks
Clinte Eastwood (Namenonethoughteofmannotcalledhorse) burst through the doors.
by GAMEOVERFORU2 a few minutes ago
How long from GM to patzer?
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Old, Bold, Seldom Used Def for Black Against e4 then Nf3?
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Ogaard-Flesch, Oslo 1974 Incorrect Evaluation
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This is depressing!
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Who is the greatest chess player of all time ?? Bobby Fischer ??
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Your Predictions For Carlsen VS Nakamura Blitz Championship
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