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How to Equalize with White

Under-promote and Lose!  (foreword by Hikaru Nakamura)

An Opening Surprise (3.Bxf7+!!)

Sicilian Defense, Sveshnikov Variation - for Kids

 

 

 

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.. Psychically accessed, from the 'Higher-dimensional', 'Akashic' records"; The casual chess games, of "Hikaru Nakamura"; And, his chessically untalented, 'wife'.

 

Also - The complete {chess}, games of, 'Eric Schmidt', {'Google', ceo} ; Whilst, he was 'triple- tasking', {eating & talking} ; In the fantastic, 'Google' corporate, cafeteria.

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'Play like Torre,Live like Torre'

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.. Less, widely distributed, pics, of "Bobby Fischer"; Without, captions, or context. ..{sample, picture, below}.

 

fischer59.jpg

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"How to equalize with White" sounds like a great title. I could contribute many games myself.

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The Bongcloud Attack Move by Move, The Perfect Defense, Damiano Defense, Play the Najdorf for Patzers

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How to Have an Uneventful Candidates Tournament by Robert Hubner

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Winning Casino Games by Robert Hubner

https://www.nytimes.com/1983/05/08/arts/chess-should-chance-decide-the-outcome-of-a-match.html

 

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Najdorfs for Nitwits.

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How To Win Friends and Influence Chess Players - Nigel Short

Why Chess is Like Darts - Phil 'The Power' Taylor

Defending Difficult Positions - Macron and May

The High Carb Diet For Increased Chess Rating - Some Fat Bloke

How To Play Club Chess and Not Alienate Your Wife - Some Beta Male

How to Hide You Play Chess From Your Girlfriend - Some Young Guy

 

 

 

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Ziggy_Zugzwang wrote:

How To Win Friends and Influence Chess Players - Nigel Short

Why Chess is Like Darts - Phil 'The Power' Taylor

Defending Difficult Positions - Macron and May

The High Carb Diet For Increased Chess Rating - Some Fat Bloke

How To Play Club Chess and Not Alienate Your Wife - Some Beta Male

How to Hide You Play Chess From Your Girlfriend - Some Young Guy

 

 

 

people would probably actually buy it for laughs

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Holy-Kitteh wrote:

how to get more girls into chess - sum yung guy

 is that some young guy or just a name

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some korean bloke

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how to draw

worst opening

how to play chess with a go board

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Underwater chess for cider drinkers by Laurie Lee

Best slow poisons for taking the edge off your opponents game by Novy Chok

10 best steel toe capped boots for kicking your chess opponent in the shin by the Sheriff of Nottingham

Chess for babies and toddlers by Ivor Noqueen

Chess Romance by TBD Coswecudent Findanyone Daftenov

 

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"My Ambitions Are Yours Now, Twerp - Parenting Tips for Raising a Grandmaster"

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How To Become a GM By Posting On Chess Websites - A N Other

How To Convince Fellow Chess Posters That Your Training Regime Will Make You A GM - A N Brother

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How to keep a cool head at chess by Earl Ulf

(Earl Ulf was killed by King Canute following an argument over a game of chess.)

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A Must to the King's Gambit

One Fish Two Fish, Just Ask Stockfish

Sound Sacrifice - Demonic Pacts That Raise Your ELO Overnight! 

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Ha ha ha, love it Mr Hart!