Best excuse for losing

When you lose at chess, what excuses, if any, do you use to either comfort yourself, or trivialize the achievement of your opponent?

"Hope chess"...wait, that's not an excuse.

...I was tired/sleepy/can't focus.

My cat stepped on the keyboard and disabled my engine.

I can't wait for your 10.000th thread. Something tells me I won't have to wait for very long.

When I lose, it's usually because I had no idea what to do in one or more positions, and ended up making a poor move. I guess that means my favorite excuse is "I just plain suck at chess." Which isn't really comforting to me, but definitely trivializes my opponents victory!

Blinded by the Sun! Or I trip on the carpet!

My opponent had a stronger engine than me.

His winning move wasn't covered in my study of the 20th chess book I bought this week!

I just wanted to write a reminder to myself on a sheet of paper to play harder. ;-)

I wasn't feeling to well.

I watch some newbies and i hear i let you sometimes from them. Also i hear i do not want him/her to know all my moves. Or i hear was bored or i was just tired of winning. Then you have it was just a game.

My opponent cheated!!!

I justlost because i accidentally  premoved and lost my queen & or someone was yeing at me and  i lost my concentration

Chess is a flawed game.

Had it been designed correctly, my opponent would have been punished for his inaccurate play!

she was blowing me a kiss

Nigel Short was right we are not built for chess

Good one.

Ouch!  Well played.