How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave at her....
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you hear about the blond hyena who got her foot caught in a trap? she chewed of the wrong foot
A blonde wanted to know the time difference between Austria and New York...So she decides to call the operator
She says "Hello. I would like to know the time difference between Austria and New York."
"Just a minute ma'am" says the operator
"Ok thanks."The blonde says and hangs up
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie - poof it swallows you up.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth" Poof- the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth" Poof - the mirror swallows her up.
Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" Poof!!
There was a brunette, blonde and a redhead. they were told to do the breast stroke from California to Japan.
After two weeks the brunette got to Japan. Then the redhead two days later. Finally the blonde came after 3 months and when she got to Japan she said “I swear they were using their arms !!!”
lmao good ones kit
Wow, what we were like 10 years ago
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
Answer: A Golden Retriever
a blond, a brunette and a red head are stranded on a desert island. they find a genies bottle and are granted 3 wishes. they decide each should get one wish. the brunette and the red head each wish they were home.
the blond says "gee....i wish my friends were here."