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gumpty

I will give a trophy to the best 3 every week, this weeks picture!

Zhane

Black : Can you hurry up I'm freezing here!

White : Hmm what do I play ?

Black : Anything I'm freezing myself here!!

White : Ok Nf6 

kohai

Guy on right: ok but if this isn't check, i get the gloves

zanmi

"I built this chess set out of match sticks, now, if only i can finish building a working clock"

Zhane

Black : I would like to strike all these matches just to get a fire going.... I'm freezing.

White : Quit complaining it's my move.

billwall

Game, set, and match!

Mainline_Novelty

White : I am never playing 1.e4 against u ever again! It freezes my pieces!

MartinSketchley

Guy on left: This opening is called the "Chilled Defense".  The aim is to play until the opponent's hands freeze off.

zanmi

"My other chess set is a porsche."

Jythier

"Joke's on you!  That knight you pinned was frozen to the board anyway!"

kohai
billwall wrote:

Game, set, and match!


hahaha i like that

Mainline_Novelty
kohai wrote:
billwall wrote:

Game, set, and match!


hahaha i like that


agreed

perp124

FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

princetrumpet

"Vladimir... I've SEEN the levitating pawn trick, okay? MOVE!"

gumpty
''WOW these guys could be here all winter! they have another 346 matches in front of them!''
melzerh

Black: Come on I have already loss so many matches why do I have to play you?

White: What it is our first game.

Zhane

Dya want a re-match?

victhestick

   .

      this is the last time I ask you to bring the fire

ihitdrums

uh,

 

"set, mate, match

 

thats chess

 

set, match run,

 

arson!"

MilwaukeeMike

"BARE KNUCKLES IS MY KIND OF FIGHT IGOR!"