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Avatar of gumpty

I will give a trophy to the best 3 every week, this weeks picture!

Avatar of Zhane

Black : Can you hurry up I'm freezing here!

White : Hmm what do I play ?

Black : Anything I'm freezing myself here!!

White : Ok Nf6 

Avatar of kohai

Guy on right: ok but if this isn't check, i get the gloves

Avatar of zanmi

"I built this chess set out of match sticks, now, if only i can finish building a working clock"

Avatar of Zhane

Black : I would like to strike all these matches just to get a fire going.... I'm freezing.

White : Quit complaining it's my move.

Avatar of billwall

Game, set, and match!

Avatar of Mainline_Novelty

White : I am never playing 1.e4 against u ever again! It freezes my pieces!

Avatar of MartinSketchley

Guy on left: This opening is called the "Chilled Defense".  The aim is to play until the opponent's hands freeze off.

Avatar of zanmi

"My other chess set is a porsche."

Avatar of Jythier

"Joke's on you!  That knight you pinned was frozen to the board anyway!"

Avatar of kohai
billwall wrote:

Game, set, and match!


hahaha i like that

Avatar of Mainline_Novelty
kohai wrote:
billwall wrote:

Game, set, and match!


hahaha i like that


agreed

Avatar of perp124

FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Avatar of princetrumpet

"Vladimir... I've SEEN the levitating pawn trick, okay? MOVE!"

Avatar of gumpty
''WOW these guys could be here all winter! they have another 346 matches in front of them!''
Avatar of melzerh

Black: Come on I have already loss so many matches why do I have to play you?

White: What it is our first game.

Avatar of Zhane

Dya want a re-match?

Avatar of victhestick

   .

      this is the last time I ask you to bring the fire

Avatar of ihitdrums

uh,

 

"set, mate, match

 

thats chess

 

set, match run,

 

arson!"

Avatar of MilwaukeeMike

"BARE KNUCKLES IS MY KIND OF FIGHT IGOR!"