Caption contest 1!

Man on left; There you see Olaf, I told you I could move my Pawn by telekinesis!!

- my wife says that if i come here again she will leave me and take the children with her.

- what are you gonig to do then?

- e4 i guess

Tell me again, what are these pieces called?

In their game for the last cigarette, Raul, playing white, prepares to play d4, continuing with the main line of the Russian Game, Modern Attack as Curtis ponders his response and his steadily shrinking odds.

"Ivory hand in a fur glove..."

"I am going to make money during this match"

Being a grandmaster doesn't pay what it used to.

Observer: I was told there is a good match at table 7.

Tommy Cooper's alive, and he plays chess! :-D

For those who don't know who he is (non Brits): http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zhMRJMEJW2k

Thanks for all the funny captions people!

and the winners are *drum roll*

1. victhestick
2. BillWall
3. Scoutdrift

too late -

never match wits with an ungloved man

Shall we match wits or play wits match?

Give me an after hours contest honorable mention for that one.   

"I thought you said the bishop would breathe fire down the long diagonal"