Worst! Move! Ever!
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Player 1: Wait, where's the king??
Player 2: *belch*
Jan 25, 2009
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#4
Don't tell me my pieces are disappearing!! i can see my king over there, by the window
Chess piece talk. "Hey Bart...fart so that fat guy can wake up!
"If I do that, homer will abdicate and we lose by default!
"Excellent!
TheGrobe wrote:
Worst! Move! Ever!
Haha, nice.
Guy on right: What's in the thingy below your feet?
Other guy: Spare pieces.
First guy: Why do we need spares?
Other guy: *burps loudly* Snacks!
right: "it's you're move"
left: "huh?! oh... i was sleeping"
right: "come on dude... i know it's weird for me to tell you this, but you have gotten really addicted to chess! you have to take a break, you can see what it has done to you! you're hardly sleeping, you're eating a lot, you have got to get your life together, at first it looked nice and promising, but look at you now!"
(two months earlier)
left: "ZZZzzzZZzz... umnumnumnumBe3numnumnumnum..."
right: "that was weird... um... i'm leaving now!! hello!! anyone there? oh, maybe he'll get his life back once he realises he has no more friends"
after twelve minutes:
"wow that was close... i was hanging a bishop, good thing i scared him off and he left"
conscious: "but you have no more friends now... don't you feel bad about it?"
left: "yea i feel lonely, do you want to play chess against me?"
conscious: "ok i can't stand you either, good bie! >:("
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" but misure, it is wafer thin "
training, training, training
training clothing
training diet
training board and pieces
constant training is the key to success
Doh - I dropped my doughnut in the flowerpot
Heard from an out of view announcer:
"Today's championship chess match brought to you by Mountain Dew - the drink of champions!"
Jan 25, 2009
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#13
Bart is saying 'Im not going to tell HIM to eat my shorts! its cold enough in here!'
My other set is a Scooby Doo chess set...
(actually I do and that is how I play against my daughter)
Do you really think that Kaspariv will play Black with this set?
buy me a drink
Rumor has it that Fischer wanted to play Spassky again but Boris did not want to be Homer so the match never panned out
First outside in the snow, then a huge hot tub, then a robot, now this - doesn't anyone play regular chess anymore?
What's next - chess on the moon?
*Behind the scenes on Ice Road Truckers*
Guy on right: "When do you think the white out will end?"
Guy on left: "ZZZzzz"
here is this weeks pic! again, the top 3 will receive a trophy, have fun!