Chess Haikus

If you don't know what a haiku is (I don't know why you wouldn't) this is how they work

a poem containing 5 syllables (not words) in the first line 7 in the second, and 5 in the last (and they don't have to rhyme if you don't want them to)

P.S. Chess haikus.

I play very well / For about 5 or 10 moves / Then, the middlegame. Developing fast / Pawns controlling the center / Where did my attack go? NO I'M NOT FRUSTRATED WHY WOULD YOU ASK

My Middlegame's trash
Pawn storming the enemy
Mated by a pawn

Three minute blitz game

Insane hanging queen blunder

Chess is unhealthy

Where did my attack go is 6

Using fingers and fork to eat is 8

Judge by taste and texture is 6

Gordon Ramsey hair sandwich is 7

Pluck one pluck two pluck six is 6

Barber eats but does no share is 7

LEARN HAIKUS MR MUDD

Sixteen pieces each

Rooks knights bishops king and queen

And of course eight pawns

if me run up hill

me will fetch pail of water

if fall down ?...scream ouch.

Chess is amazing

There's a lot of benefits

Of playing the game

My brain after ten

Hours of three minute blitz

Is really painful

These haikus are not

Supposed to be about hair

Hello Mr. Mudd

yesterday me chessed

one thousand zero zero

games...now cheerios !

The first Pawn moves up...

The enemy opens fire.

Seven Pawns remain.