Two beginners:
“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italian.”
“Then you must be a genius!”
“Why?”
“You can speak so many languages…”
“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”
“Qf8+.”
”Alright, ...”
”It’s check, mate.”
”oh, well, good game.”
”???”
What is a chess player's favorite type of pizza?
A Sicilian pizza.
Once, I was eating with my friend who is a chess player. The table cloth has the pattern of a chess board, so it took me five minutes to pass the water bottle!
Two beginners:
“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italian.”
“Then you must be a genius!”
“Why?”
“You can speak so many languages…”
“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”