Chess Jokes

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Two beginners:

“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italian.”

“Then you must be a genius!”

“Why?”

“You can speak so many languages…”

“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”

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Two beginners: 

“Qf8+.”

”Alright, ...”

”It’s check, mate.”

”oh, well, good game.”

”???”

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What is a chess player's favorite type of pizza?

A Sicilian pizza. 

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Once, I was eating with my friend who is a chess player.  The table cloth has the pattern of a chess board, so it took me five minutes to pass the water bottle!

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Got a blank chess board. Check it out.

https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/chess-jokes/