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"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
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Q. What's the difference between a chess player and a highway construction worker?
A. A chess player moves every now and then.
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Q. Why can't Episcopailians play Chess?
A. They don't know the difference between a Bishop and a Queen...
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Q. Which chess piece is the most powerful?
A. The Knight, It goes over the top.
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say: "What a clever dog!" But the man protests: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."