@ Long-Qwack , I am afraid claiming you are Vietnamese does not make you Vietnamese.
It would explain your love for all things French though...but this is the internet. Some years ago there was an annoying kid on here that insisted he was in love with some anime character and that he would marry her one day....he claimed to be a 13 year old Canadian.
Turns out he was a 350 pound , hairy dude from Puerto Rico.
The only people who believe all cooking terms are French and English is just a French dialect are the French....which means you are French.
No, no, no. Shatranj became modern (mad queen) chess in Sssspain!
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