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Q: What do you call a mushroom that always accepts gambits?


Sothilde
an ostrich?
ATJ1968
Sothilde wrote: an ostrich?

Thats what i was thinking too.


Loomis
Hmm... I don't get the ostrich answer.. care to explain?
Sothilde
Loomis wrote: Hmm... I don't get the ostrich answer.. care to explain?

 nah...


ATJ1968
We'll keep it to ourselves sothilde. I thought it pretty obvious.
Sothilde
jona004 wrote: We'll keep it to ourselves sothilde. I thought it pretty obvious.

Yes. Yes we will.


Loomis
last_file wrote: A fungi to play against?

 This is the answer I had in mind. Though I'm still interested in the ostrich answer if it has an explanation.


ivandh

I think Sothilde was just taking a wild guess, and the other guy agreed with him 'cause he's a poser. And neither of them want to admit it.

(should get an answer out of them now) 


ATJ1968
ivandh wrote:

I think Sothilde was just taking a wild guess, and the other guy agreed with him 'cause he's a poser. And neither of them want to admit it.

(should get an answer out of them now) 


Don't you have to be good looking to be a poser? I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you ivandh!


Loomis
"poser" is an American slang insult meaning a fake or wanna-be. It doesn't mean a model.
Sothilde
Or does it?
ATJ1968
hmmm! Yes or does it? And why do Americans say they speak English when clearly they can't? Suggestions?
Loomis
jona004 wrote: hmmm! Yes or does it? And why do Americans say they speak English when clearly they can't? Suggestions?

 This was just supposed to be a fun  thread with a joke in it.  Have I really done something to offend you?


Sothilde
calm down people, let's call it a draw now shall we
ancientpistol
the ostrich answer would make sense if the mushroom refused the gambit, lol
ATJ1968
Loomis wrote: jona004 wrote: hmmm! Yes or does it? And why do Americans say they speak English when clearly they can't? Suggestions?

 This was just supposed to be a fun  thread with a joke in it.  Have I really done something to offend you?


Now now Loomis, you started the insults by calling me a poser with the intention of offending me which you didn't. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


Loomis
Why don't you go back and read the thread to see that I didn't call you a poser.
ATJ1968
Sorry Loomis i do apolagise, it was Ivandh that called me a poser. It was because you asked if you'd done something to offend you ( me )? Again sorry!
TonightOnly
Yes, 'poser' is a slang word, and will not be found in any dictionary with 'wannabe' for a synonym. Americans speak American English and can't be insulted for speaking differently from Brits. Right now, I am taking Spanish classes. I live in Arizona (Southwestern U.S.), so they are teaching us 'Mexican Spanish.' There are different classes if you want to learn 'Classic Spanish,' and different classes for the Mexicans trying to learn English between 'Classic English' and 'American English.' We shouldn't be critisized for keeping the language of our immigrant ancestors and then letting the language evolve.