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Anybody got some good jokes? Tell me. LOL
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I know that one. 😂 LOL
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What could be better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Not being disabled. 

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"Which is better, chess or sex? Depends on the position". Not mine.

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Any more puns?
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“My wife said, she will leave me, when I take part in this chess tournament next week.”

“So what will you do?”

“1.e4, like always!”

 

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Two chess players are immersed in a game of chess:

Suddenly one of them makes a move and shouts: “Check!”

The other: “Shut up, Idiot!”

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Nice
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Ha
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GMproposedsolutions wrote:

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Who doesn't know that one

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It is a classic. How is that related to chess?
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Ha
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All my old jokes are stale mate!

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why joe mama? joe papa

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Ha
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I once tied a chess piece to a helium balloon. I let it go and said “The Dark Knight Rises”
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