chess PUNS

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jitterbugflapping
Anybody got some good jokes? Tell me. LOL
jitterbugflapping
I know that one. 😂 LOL
Strangemover

What could be better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Not being disabled. 

Taffa64

"Which is better, chess or sex? Depends on the position". Not mine.

jitterbugflapping
Any more puns?
TheMadMax_0407

“My wife said, she will leave me, when I take part in this chess tournament next week.”

“So what will you do?”

“1.e4, like always!”

 

TheMadMax_0407

Two chess players are immersed in a game of chess:

Suddenly one of them makes a move and shouts: “Check!”

The other: “Shut up, Idiot!”

jitterbugflapping
Nice
jitterbugflapping
Ha
palmRace
GMproposedsolutions wrote:

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Who doesn't know that one

jitterbugflapping
It is a classic. How is that related to chess?
jitterbugflapping
Ha
52yrral

All my old jokes are stale mate!

Smae_Yams

why joe mama? joe papa

jitterbugflapping
Ha
DubbleFridays
I once tied a chess piece to a helium balloon. I let it go and said “The Dark Knight Rises”