Chess Puns?

This thread is already 6 years old, will it ever come to Anand?

Sooner or Lautier.

Go fork yourself?

No thank Euwe

T-shirts?  That's one of Degrande-est ideas I've heard.   I believe you did Finegold in that one.  Do you think it's Balogh them to print a few with some of the more cheeky comments?  Nothing to make people Spassky--something tasteful.  

"To bad CHESS is wasted on the young!"

it's more of a joke I guess, but don't know where else to post it:

What is the favorite tactic of chess players with OCD?

Double check.

Ha!!  Nice one!  :)

Check this out:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/chessaholic-homonymous

Make Luft, not war!

Im sorry your Queens Gambit has been declined

it says the pin is invalid

You know how I would call my pawn if underpromoted him to a knight?
My little pawny. 

punny, very punny.

*Moves Knight*

I'm just horsing around with you.

when i beat someone with a pawn, i call it pawn-age

Not chess related pun : I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Could be a chess joke:

I USED TO BE A CHESS PLAYING BANKER, BUT I LOST INTEREST.

1.Na3 The Sodium Attack.

hahahaha

I asked a bisup where the store is he said "Preaty strait forward, diagonaly up the road." LOL STUPID PAWN