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SonofTunder, daddy be frownin
Cause his sons at the board and he steady be clownin
Don't know that for sure but if your games a reflection
of your rap skills you stuck in the beginners section
This is an inference
Based on illogical deduction
But that's my preference
Makin' plausible presumptions
Sucks at tactic does rondo09
yeah dat cuz he rapping all the time
he never spends time on learning his tactics
just plays 960, to improve his dramatics
GuardianofKing you chokin' on flow
Missed my passed pawn
Distracted playin Pokemon Go
Not judging nor begrudgingly budging
Like Game of Thrones I seen your King kissin his cousin
While me, I be fleeing from my Cousins
Rackin up assists per game in the dozens
Heir to his Airness petition the unfairness
Your lack of awareness got you starin' at a 64 square chess mess
But I could care less
I digress in an attempt to impress
One thing you said was accurate
I do got a slanted flair for dramatics
That literally made no sense
Ugh, rap music is so beastly and horrid. Typical rubbish from the colonies.You chaps should do yourself a favour and listen to some Mozart string quartets. They're really quite delightful.
You must have missed the whole American Independence with the Revolutionary War. In other words, although you wanted to control the land, the more dominant people defeated you and control it instead. Rap music is great. Rhythm and poetry. For you to call rhythm and poetry rubbish only betrays your ignorance or lack of culture.
Same thing happened to you chaps in Vietnam I seem to recall.
"Come as you areCome just like you beIt's the bumps and curves of our historyBut no block in the road that we can't traverseAnd no wounds from the past that can't be nursed
All hate gonna to dissipate from our fateNo check, together we got a checkmateAll hate gonna dissipate and fade awayTo make room for a brand new day we got... One World" by tobyMac
Vietnam has nothing to do with you calling the United States of America colonies or coming into a positive thread about chess rap that you can clearly see is about rap and then posting your disparaging rubbish comments to violate the policy of relevant, helpful and nice. If you have failed to appreciate rap, then a thread about having fun with chess rap is not the place to come and post about it.
If your only reason for being here is to post your unneeded opinoins...I think it best you leave.
Well I think your rhymes made scents...
reminiscent of excrement
I'd school you but you lack my classes prerequisites
I'm explicit, exquisite, and maybe on parent's day you can come visit
"literally" your littler than me
and ignorantly inarticulate
harrassin me with the fallacy
of confusin' your own inadequacy for my inaccuracy
It's over yer head
but maybe yer just short
The lyrical potency of RONDO
king of the board and court
In case y'all didn't notice this was meant to be funny
Since when do Americans get offended from being called colonies?
Brexit's the real joke but we won't get into that
Get your panties out of a bunch, this is friggin rap!
Badeebadabba's no stranger, he's been complimentin the swag
He ain't hatin, he just flies a different flag
Dry humor's the status quo in that once great empire
So leave the debates for blokes titled esquire
And P.S. Mozart is a man I too am quite fond of
My favorite of his musical forms...no doubt it's RONDO!
(Guardianoftheking, rondo is a musical form used in classical music. I don't want you to miss out on this one too so I figure I'd leave you this little hint bud! Panaka may be a chump but he's got skill - I know Badeebadabba's a fan. Anyway, he used the same reference in one of his diss raps toward me. literally)
Ain't no panties in a bunch over here unless your girl left them.
No debate, just checked your guy 'cause he ain't come correct.
I know all about lettin' blokes with esquire at the end of their names sort 'em out. More than I want to know and we can leave it at that.
wow, I need to delete the thought that just came to my head.
In chess flags don't fly
It,s just da skill of da Playah
If you win or U die
I could hoist red, white and blue
Of Norway or USA
But I'll let my game
Stay on the board
No messy bravado
As I advance my horde
Into your camp
Dispensing yo Queen
Distracting yo ponies
In their stables they SLEEPIN,
I rush into they barn
And cut short their sweet dreaming
Be the end of the night
4 yo King and his minions
Post a win 4 JayBo
Now I rule yo Dominion!
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