chess rap

  • #221
    What type of rap is this???
  • #222

    Awesome rap.....

  • #223

    As the battle Rajon, ya boy getting destroyed,

    Blast Nimzo-Indian missiles and annoy you in the Ruy,

    With fidgety bishops I find joy to deploy,

    Double pawns worth the pair, oh dear, you're so coy

    A wild endgame, barely holding intact,

    With the bishop pair rolling, discover double attacks,

    Knight stretched, can't hold, now I'm falling apart,

    Gotta kick the board over and resign with a fart

  • #224

    What type of rap is this? Gangsta chess

    I hold my own against masters and I spank the rest,

    I respect the arbitors; nice to thank the refs,

    Cripple defenses when I outflank your nest

    Your position can't breathe as if I'm squeezing your lung,

    I also drop in a reference or two to dung,

    But I got a jet son, like the Jetson's son,

    And I laugh at half-heroes as of yet unsung

  • #225
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  • #226

    No matter the material you gathered cause id rather grab this draw of repitition, badger badger badger badger badger

    You wont like me when im angry, like my boy mark ruffalo, and as we all know, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

     

  • #227
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  • #228

    Yalls rhymes is scrawny but i got a buff flow

  • #229

    Yo,

    Ya aint gonna get into mah path.

    I aint gonna tolerate ya.

    Or trade witchya.

    Bitch,

    Yoh king gonna be a suicicadin bitch, and ima be like the Zionists versus ISIS execute your queen like Marie Antoinette in a guilitonne and put up the heads so we honer em and we can fock your son.

     

    (MORE COMING SOON)

  • #230

    Intrinsic in all the remarks of Panaka:

    A frantic manic panic

    Ants up in his picnic basket

    Erratic howls from the addict in his attic shatters a mirror that fractures into toxic perspectives that manufacture distractions in a desperate, irrational, hecitcness

    ............

    This more or less manifests whe he plays chess

  • #231

    Keep me abreast of this perception of unrest, since

    Each position i possess, you seem perplexed at the lesson, bitch

    I'm ravenous; collapse every avenue you've explored

    And what's more so, Mr. Rondo, that's only the board

    But on the court, you got a champion ship but now we're seasick

    Riding the rocky waves of your play, ask Michael Pietrus

    pierce and kg came with motivational speeches

    ray with the swishes, rondo, you know what a leech is?

  • #232

    Plant a bishop as a seed and see my strategic tree grow

    Such a hassle to castle now, or even gazebo

    A sea of pieces thrashin', my queen resemble a kraken

    Emerges in a fashion unnerving to hapless patzers

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