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As the battle Rajon, ya boy getting destroyed,
Blast Nimzo-Indian missiles and annoy you in the Ruy,
With fidgety bishops I find joy to deploy,
Double pawns worth the pair, oh dear, you're so coy
A wild endgame, barely holding intact,
With the bishop pair rolling, discover double attacks,
Knight stretched, can't hold, now I'm falling apart,
Gotta kick the board over and resign with a fart
What type of rap is this? Gangsta chess
I hold my own against masters and I spank the rest,
I respect the arbitors; nice to thank the refs,
Cripple defenses when I outflank your nest
Your position can't breathe as if I'm squeezing your lung,
I also drop in a reference or two to dung,
But I got a jet son, like the Jetson's son,
And I laugh at half-heroes as of yet unsung
No matter the material you gathered cause id rather grab this draw of repitition, badger badger badger badger badger
You wont like me when im angry, like my boy mark ruffalo, and as we all know, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Yalls rhymes is scrawny but i got a buff flow
Ya aint gonna get into mah path.
I aint gonna tolerate ya.
Or trade witchya.
Yoh king gonna be a suicicadin bitch, and ima be like the Zionists versus ISIS execute your queen like Marie Antoinette in a guilitonne and put up the heads so we honer em and we can fock your son.
(MORE COMING SOON)
Intrinsic in all the remarks of Panaka:
A frantic manic panic
Ants up in his picnic basket
Erratic howls from the addict in his attic shatters a mirror that fractures into toxic perspectives that manufacture distractions in a desperate, irrational, hecitcness
This more or less manifests whe he plays chess
Keep me abreast of this perception of unrest, since
Each position i possess, you seem perplexed at the lesson, bitch
I'm ravenous; collapse every avenue you've explored
And what's more so, Mr. Rondo, that's only the board
But on the court, you got a champion ship but now we're seasick
Riding the rocky waves of your play, ask Michael Pietrus
pierce and kg came with motivational speeches
ray with the swishes, rondo, you know what a leech is?
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