I'm sick of these boys
always busting my toys.
Thinkin' they got it
but they can't even spot it.
I just quit moving these old wooden ceada'
it makes me frightened like ol flo Rida.
I'm done with the hookies, and mark de lookies,
don't bother me boii, I'm readin' chess bookies.
What?
That was lame.
That was lame.
I think the same
That was lame.
I think the same
these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.
Though I despise my cunniving rivals,
I can't help but thank 'em for a threadly revival
My rhymes are good, but moves deadly and wild
I'm reviled and beguiled so prioritize your survival
My Caro-Kann features a pawn, so immaculate
You best not play a move so inaccurate
Tread carefully bitch cuz u know I might sac a bish
Have you shittin on yourself like a handful of laxatives
While I was gobblein' on your moms peach cobbler
a mob of goblins fumbled and bumbled up beside her with the humble stumble of an uncomfortable bipedal toddler
I yelled "HEY! Stay away from her!"
and they mumbled a disgruntled rebuttal "It is funny that you should want to save this confectioner women" as all at once their eyes aligned and made collective contact with mine
My turn to speak and I shriek "From her was born a child who defines the decline of the modern mind! A child so blind to logic and so unrefined his incompetence has had a significant influence on the variance in distribution of intelligence among homo-sapiens. Imagine where the mean would be if he was never conceived?"
Just then Panaka walks in "Hey mom, do you have any banana cream pudding"
That was lame.
I think the same
these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.
No need to proclaim
That was lame.
I think the same
these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.
No need to proclaim
Stop playing the quote game
-Rondo always seems to persist - this is chess; I don't need an assist so please cease and desist.
He's a weasel, so easily pissed, it's even feasible a weakened smeargle can beat him clean wit his easel.
Okay he good in the paint, "most impressive" like Vader say - but he's chuckin up airballs; his career is a fadeaway
I know my moms the object of your infatuation; but watch your two-faced ass - "I'm very good with calculation."
Bulls have a bad mixture, barely in the playoff picture; and if you listen you can hear Rondo off in the distance, squawking at officials, wishing he still in Boston green, and often he's seen setting awful screens like dead pixels
Watching him causes Chicagoans to suffer;
Rondo can't do for himself, which is why he needs a Butler
So this offseason they'll treat the roster like a triage
Yearning for the days of Rose, Noah and Taj
Playin' all this chess got me in a bind
backed up against the wall justa wastin' time
going out of my ****ing mind.
Oh dear please help me I've been cursed
hear the devils voice at the end of the verse
cart your king away in a white/blue hearse.
You might laugh now
but Im gonna make you bow
when the time is right
when it's time to fight
up all night with these visions.
Are there any famous rappers who play chess on a regular basis?
Kanye West does...but he is rated 612
LOL!
That was mean...lol
My moves are planned faster, like a grandmaster
Wipe out these bland patzers, like a sandblaster
Though I despise my cunniving rivals,
I can't help but thank 'em for a threadly revival
My rhymes are good, but moves deadly and wild
I'm reviled and beguiled so prioritize your survival
My Caro-Kann features a pawn, so immaculate
You best not play a move so inaccurate
Tread carefully bitch cuz u know I might sac a bish
Have you shittin on yourself like a handful of laxatives