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  • #261
    I bin slingin pawns since like the 5th grade,
    My bishops fianchetto'd, like Fischer I won't make da trade,
    Stormin pawns up them checks so fast,
    Hit me with en passent and that move's your last,
    Throwin ponys in dat "L" shape ,
    My Rooks are in your back ranks to rape,
    My king is slow but his crown is gold,
    And my queen is gonna get a hold,
    I just wish that chess was cool,
    Bein a virgin makes me feel a fool!


  • #262

    What?

  • #263
    ilikewindmills wrote:
    chess is a game
    that can make fame
    or shame
    try to get fame
    and not shame
    in the game.

    thank you

    That was lame.

  • #264
    macer75 wrote:
    ilikewindmills wrote:
    chess is a game
    that can make fame
    or shame
    try to get fame
    and not shame
    in the game.

    thank you

    That was lame.

    I think the same

  • #265
    SonOfThunder2 wrote:
    macer75 wrote:
    ilikewindmills wrote:
    chess is a game
    that can make fame
    or shame
    try to get fame
    and not shame
    in the game.

    thank you

    That was lame.

    I think the same

    these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.

  • #266
    Panaka wrote:

    Though I despise my cunniving rivals,

    I can't help but thank 'em for a threadly revival

    My rhymes are good, but moves deadly and wild

    I'm reviled and beguiled so prioritize your survival

    My Caro-Kann features a pawn, so immaculate

    You best not play a move so inaccurate

    Tread carefully bitch cuz u know I might sac a bish

    Have you shittin on yourself like a handful of laxatives

    While I was gobblein' on your moms peach cobbler

    a mob of goblins fumbled and bumbled up beside her with the humble stumble of an uncomfortable bipedal toddler

    I yelled "HEY! Stay away from her!"
    and they mumbled a disgruntled rebuttal "It is funny that you should want to save this confectioner women" as all at once their eyes aligned and made collective contact with mine

    My turn to speak and I shriek "From her was born a child who defines the decline of the modern mind! A child so blind to logic and so unrefined his incompetence has had a significant influence on the variance in distribution of intelligence among homo-sapiens. Imagine where the mean would be if he was never conceived?"
    Just then Panaka walks in "Hey mom, do you have any banana cream pudding"

     

  • #267
    pranavswami wrote:
    SonOfThunder2 wrote:
    macer75 wrote:
    ilikewindmills wrote:
    chess is a game
    that can make fame
    or shame
    try to get fame
    and not shame
    in the game.

    thank you

    That was lame.

    I think the same

    these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.

    No need to proclaim

  • #268
    GuardianOfTheKing wrote:
    pranavswami wrote:
    SonOfThunder2 wrote:
    macer75 wrote:
    ilikewindmills wrote:
    chess is a game
    that can make fame
    or shame
    try to get fame
    and not shame
    in the game.

    thank you

    That was lame.

    I think the same

    these rhymes are tame. They dont have acclaim. I dont see their aim.

    No need to proclaim

    Stop playing the quote game

  • #269

    -Rondo always seems to persist - this is chess; I don't need an assist so please cease and desist.

    He's a weasel, so easily pissed, it's even feasible a weakened smeargle can beat him clean wit his easel.

    Okay he good in the paint, "most impressive" like Vader say - but he's chuckin up airballs; his career is a fadeaway

    I know my moms the object of your infatuation; but watch your two-faced ass - "I'm very good with calculation."

  • #270

    Bulls have a bad mixture, barely in the playoff picture; and if you listen you can hear Rondo off in the distance, squawking at officials, wishing he still in Boston green, and often he's seen setting awful screens like dead pixels

    Watching him causes Chicagoans to suffer;

    Rondo can't do for himself, which is why he needs a Butler

    So this offseason they'll treat the roster like a triage

    Yearning for the days of Rose, Noah and Taj

  • #271

    Playin' all this chess got me in a bind

    backed up against the wall justa wastin' time

    going out of my ****ing mind.

    Oh dear please help me I've been cursed

    hear the devils voice at the end of the verse

    cart your king away in a white/blue hearse.

    You might laugh now

    but Im gonna make you bow

    when the time is right

    when it's time to fight

    up all night with these visions.

  • #272

    Are there any famous rappers who play chess on a regular basis?

  • #273
    Psychotic, I slice optics of cyclops/ In water with warlocks, through Indian corn stalks/Chessboard blocks become blood-red/ Blood clots block brains and lock with thoughts of pawns in shock/ I shot, crossbows and toss flows across moats/ To pierce the archer’s armor, armed with arrows/ Pole points from elbows, with joints joined with marrow/ To maim, the tip of the arrows lit with flame/ Checkmate – the death of your king ends the game
  • #274
    sloitdan wrote:

    Are there any famous rappers who play chess on a regular basis?

    Kanye West does...but he is rated 612 

     

     

    LOL!

  • #275

    That was mean...lol

  • #276

    My moves are planned faster, like a grandmaster
    Wipe out these bland patzers, like a sandblaster

  • #277

    I'm Emcee Joe / checkmate like Wesley So

  • #278

    That's it???

  • #279

    lol

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