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you all think you can rap, so you spit a little sin

I got you b's in the trap, so maybe you should begin, again

more rhymes in a line than I got time to define

you're sidling while I'm flying, we're talkin' Eiffel high.

battle me bitch, why don't you riddle me good

I'm an affable hit, while you're just whittling wood

on the board or in a cypher, you be jokin', now

I'll pick up any glove you bitches care to try throwin' down.

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ok your the best rapper ever baby.... is that better Wink

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So throw down, clown,

You ain't no rapper renowned

You're a dictionary fairy,

A joke like Curly, Moe and Larry.

I'm slingin' these rhymes double time,

And compared to you they super fine.

I'm waitin', Im waitin',

Go find your Webster's

And quit Masticatin'

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ROTFLMAO....

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i would have to agree with cogwheel on this one.... you do have the edit button...they are kids.....

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that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks, thanks for the laugh

your raps are a sad past blast, cheap and weak, get back to class. 

lines about half the length of my train of thought

it's fine, I get it: weak rhymes are your species' mating call.

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I thought the gloves were off,

But whatever.

We'll talk about pawns with Kalashnikovs

And the weather!

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it's embarrasin' now, just cut your losses, son.

get your glove and crawl back into that filthy hole you emerged from.

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btw, i took out the objectionable word. Maybe got a little carried away.Cool

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Listen junior, stop gloating... your a kid and this whole thread is just a kid mouthing off with an authority/father figure and it got out of hand.

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you are battling a kid babes. put it in prospective and lets be the adults here...please

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Might not use filthy hole,

Flush your poop rhyms down the bowl.

If cleaner raps are what you wish,

You might avoid the word bitch.

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I'm done. Didn't realize their age.

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sleeping-beauty wrote:

Listen junior, stop gloating... your a kid and this whole thread is just a kid mouthing off with an authority/father figure and it got out of hand.

I thought it was just a bit of fun! I like hip-hop and rap and I thought we were having a good time.

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a female dog ....duh... lol..... *teasing....put it to rest monkey..this type of thread now will go on forever if you dont.

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electricpawn wrote:

I'm done. Didn't realize their age.

I'm 18 in a few days. Incidentally, I never asked for cleaner raps, and bitch isn't a bad word anyway. But that's fair enough, maybe this isn't the right forum for this, I thought it was a bit of fun.

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Me too. Me too.

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it was fun... you guys had a great time. but there are younger people in here that this might not be appropriate for. 

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Maybe the thing to do would be to make some sort of a group (I've mentioned this before) which would have to approve members. We could talk / discuss hip-hop, rap etc as well as battle and all the rest without putting some kids at risk. Sound good?

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and happy birthday ItsEoin.. mine was 2 days back.