Chess Slogans

How about a picture of a black pawn and white pawn with the caption:  "Nothing like black-on-white pawn."

That's pretty funny.  

I got another one: Chess - You were destined to be a King!

Play chess Don't mess!

You could probably find plenty of quotes by GMs that could also be considered slogans at this site http://www.chessquotes.com/

"Keep calm and play CHESS!"

I confess yes I play chess with my pal Jess more is less we go to excess relieves my stress I guess but I'd rather climb Loch Ness than mess with Bess cos she's so aggress with a mind for finesse. 

When at the University of Iowa, we quoted Shakespeare, "The play’s the thing. Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king."  Somehow we fit that on a t-shirt.

"GO BIG OR GO HOME"

and show a Rook-Queen mate against a lone king.

Chess - Outmating Harvey Weinstein for decades.

How about--"Join us and become our pawn!" XD

Explanation of importance of castling. "Playing without castling in chess is like playing soccer without goal keeper" B. Khodzhamkuliev

One of the British GMs used to wear a T-shirt that said "He who cares, wins".

"Whats worse? Checkmate or death?"

"Always check, it might be MATE."

really late you guys helped me to but E4 the better 4