hahaha..thanks for posting it
Chuck Norris Joke
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"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."
great,hahahaha
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
im ahmedeid im from egypt i want to meet any one call himself hero in chess
Marinox wrote:
"Chuck Norris doesn't play chess, he just stares down the opposing king till he lays down."
Hahahahaha that's a great one too.
Jun 16, 2020
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Chuck Norris doesn’t need to play Chess anything, all the kings bow before his Greatness!
Jun 16, 2020
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Chuck Norris can survive without air. Air can’t survive without Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in no moves.
Aug 19, 2020
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The world spins because it was kicked by Chuck Norris. The world will stop spinning when it gets kicked by ry.
Aug 19, 2020
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Yep, your roundhouse kicks are enough to power a lightbulb for three years.
When Chuck Norris plays chess as black, he still moves first.
Nov 9, 2021
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aronian22 wrote:
The world spins because it was kicked by Chuck Norris. The world will stop spinning when it gets kicked by ry.
good times
Chuck Norris plays 10 moves, looks the opponent in the eyes and the opponent resigns immediately.
So my friend told me about this t-shirt she saw with a picture of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a chessboard with the quote "Chuck-mate." I dunno if anyone has heard that before but I thought it was hilarious. :-)