Chuck Norris Joke
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Ohhh no
Feb 7, 2022
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#22
In chess, Chuck Norris only plays for two results.
Resignation or Checkmate.
Feb 7, 2022
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#23
technical_knockout wrote:
chuck can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
he likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.
his tears cure cancer: too bad he's never cried.
Okay.
I never heard those before.
I bet you’ve never heard this one before either: who is chuck norris?
Feb 7, 2022
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#25
WarmWarthog wrote:
I bet you’ve never heard this one before either: who is chuck norris?
The man who can beat a brick wall in tennis!
OK. That`s enough. Let`s move on.
Some were gettin kind of corny.
Bloody game, Chuck versus Chucky
Feb 9, 2022
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#29
When Borislav Ivanov cheats, he asks Houdini.
When Houdini cheats, it asks Chuck Norris.
Feb 12, 2022
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#31
I once played chess against Chuck Norris.
But all my pawns refused to cross the fourth rank.
Out of sheer respect.
hello friends it is me Chuck Norris. The king of monsters is Chuck Norris not Godzilla.
technical_knockout wrote:
chuck can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
he likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.
his tears cure cancer: too bad he's never cried.
ultra chad
Sep 14, 2023
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#34
chuck norris has never lost a single game of rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick.
Ciao
Wow that is hilarious 😆😂
Sep 16, 2023
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#39
mpaetz wrote:
He's an actor.
An amazing actor. If you didn't know better, you would almost swear he was Human.