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CREATE THE BEST/WORST CHESS PIECES

The Brilliant Machine (based off of the Blunder Machine). Moves as queen and knight. Can only make brilliant moves.
I so want this piece!

That one guy who corrects everyone's comments:
0 point value
Starts on white side at a1 cant be taken normally, it can be taken if the current owner makes any move worse then a book move. Innacuricy - can be taken, Blunder - automatically taken, if you or the other player gets a pawn to the end, they gain it, Missed Win - Other player gets the piece immediately.
Moves:
Can move like a queen, and it can do multiple knight moves (or just 1)
It says how good every move is for some reason.
Looks like a Pawn with glasses and buck teeth.

Kings go to their tomato to get a piece back. The tomato is in the the other side of the board.

fire bender: can set two squares in any direction on fire for 3 turns. if any piece move into the fire, it is set on fire and taken after two turns, unless extinguished by water bender which i will explain later. fire bender moves like a rook. using fire ability counts as one turn.
here is the water bender. can use a high powered water beam to push any piece onto the back rank. can extinguish ally pieces . abilities count as one turn.
air bender. can summon whirlwinds that can relocate up to two enemy pieces. can also choose to sacrifice an ally piece which will be blown across the line, eliminating all pieces except the kings. then the ally piece sacrificed will be removed.

the strangelet.infects all the pieces into a strangelet and makes it a draw. Then it destroys the world

The strobing piece: Starts on a random square. Moves as knight. It changes color from white to black and vice versa every turn. If this piece captures all queens on the board, then it’s a draw. Then it destroys the world

Cat: (Not meaning for insults) Liquidizes itself and removes every piece when it's captured. Starts at d4 e4 d5 e5 (the central squares) doesn't moves, and if any piece passes it or comes to the square, it liquidizes. So a pawn can go e4 as the first move and end the game immediately

fireballN, it looks pretty nice. Did you make it by yourself?
Yes.
Thanks for the compiment.

The Amazing Amazon:
Moves like an amazon
Attacks like an amazon except,
If it takes a piece, it makes a attack in a 3x3 square, (with it being the center) takes pieces with 1 or 2 points, stuns pieces up to point 6 (not including 6 points), everything else isn't effected. the effect based on points increases by 1 each turn (meaning that a 6 point piece can be stunned)

The fake queen
Moves like a queen, takes like a pawn, can promote. The other side can not tell it is a false queen at the start.

The Boss
The boss moves like a king and cannot capture. If a piece is a king's move away from the boss, that piece turns into a pawn.
In this position, if the knight was a boss and they moved one square forward the black queen would be turned into a pawn.
resulting position
If a king gets turned into a pawn, that king loses. Therefore this would make it possible for a boss to check and checkmate.
If the knight was a boss this would be checkmate and white would win.
The boss has one more ability. It can choose a piece one square sideways from it to be a vice boss.
There are no changes if a piece becomes a vice boss except if the original boss gets captured, the vice boss automatically turns into a boss.
If the knight was a boss and the bishop was a vice boss, this would be checkmate
One boss can only have one vice boss and pawns can not be vice bosses.
Edit: Pawns cannot capture bosses

the strangelet.infects all the pieces into a strangelet and makes it a draw. Then it destroys the world
hey you literally copied me. ok, here's the neutron star...
neutron star. creates magnet pulses that kill everyone including stupid copycats that can't think of anything for them self.
yes i am talking about you.
The UFO - Stays off the board for 90% of the time. Every 10 moves, the UFO can take any one piece from his opponent (except the king).
The Elephant - Can move horizontally one space at a time. If the elephant is removed from the game before move 10, gain an extra queen.
The Eagle - May teleport to any square on the board. If another piece is occupying the square, remove the eagle. The eagle can capture.
The Vice King - Can move horizontally or vertically 1 space at a time. If the Vice King gets checkmated, remove the Vice King. The game is not over when the Vice King gets captured.
Wait isn't there already an elephant as a fairy piece.