CREATE THE BEST/WORST CHESS PIECES

The Messenger- Moves like a mixture of a rook and a pawn (a rook with a range of 1 square, but which can move 2 squares on it's first move). If it gets to the end of the board, it becomes a rook

The HELPER piece: it helps the king so much that the king becomes as strong as the queen and knight combined (so the king can move as far as he wants in every direction and it can move in the L shape of the knight, plus it can jump over other pieces). But that’s also the reason why it is worth ♾ infinity points. By arming the king with a sword.
If the position is a stalemate or a checkmate and the helper is alive then the helper kills all the enemy pieces, including the king.

I think the worst piece has already been invented: the ferz.
What is a "ferz"?

Funny reference man:
has multiple forms, will be introduced. chose form before match.
Bone Reference Man:
moves like an amazon, dodges attacks 5 times, (when he dodges he doesn't move) you cant move him twice in a row, he has to loaf. 18 points.

Confused Queen+Knight : Can only capture its own color, moves diagonally and horizonatally and vertically, can "jump" over pieces after all other pieces are gone it will dissapear.
Time Warp: Can set any position that mates opponent.

the void. every five moves it turns the square it is on into a void. void squares cannot be crossed. moves like a queen but with a maxium range of 2 squares.
the bridge. builds bridges on the void squares to make them crossable, but if a piece is captured on a bridge, the bridge collapses and both pieces are taken.
ps, the void belongs to white. the bridge belongs to black.
pps these pieces hate each other.

The black hole generator: when this piece is captured, it automatically creates a black hole centered on his square. At the start of the opposite player's turn, the black hole grows by 1 radius from the initial circle on his capture square and all pieces caught in the new radius are immediately captured. So on the second turn, the black hole covers a 3x3 square centered where black hole generator was captured. If someone's king is swallowed up by the black hole then it's checkmate. If both kings are swallowed up on the same turn then it's a draw. The black hole keeps growing indefinitely until the game ends one way or the other. Prior to capture the black hole generator moves like a king but can't capture any pieces and can't trigger the black hole himself unless captured.

hey, i saw this post on another forum with like, 13 people all quoting the last person. it would be fun here, too.
choose the topic in the next quote

THE PAWN CHIEF
It's a pawn, but he have the move power of every other piece..it can move like a knight or a Queen..like a bishop or a rook..It's red for black and green for white, you must kill it at every cost..or it will kill you

hey, i saw this post on another forum with like, 13 people all quoting the last person. it would be fun here, too.
choose the topic in the next quote
Pawn puns are needed!
what about prawn puns?

The Ghost: Moves like a rook. Once a turn, it can turn transparent. You do not have to move it when it is transparent. When it is transparent, it can go through objects, but not take them. Enemy pieces and your pieces can go through it.
Ex. If the rook was the ghost, then it can turn transparent to checkmate the king.