Also The Pawnkingknightbishoprookqueen Can Capture 2 Squares As Well Unlike The Pawn.
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The keyboard, when captured, it will make the opponent type something embarrassing in chat. If the chat is muted, it will unmute the chat. Moves like king.

Guard, starts at the 2nd file, the pawns will be at the 3rd file. They can move left and right. They will capture the piece that tries to capture it first, but will get taken the 2nd attempt. It cannot capture any other way. All pieces of it's own color can share it's space, and can be used to protect those pieces via the capture mechanic I mentioned before.

The Barricade. Isn't initially placed, however can be placed to block a square, can be removed, and up to 3 pieces can be used at once The drawback is that it costs a move to place and remove one of these pieces. It cannot be captured, however, if you use it more than three times, the opponent receives one of their pieces back at any given square (called reinforcements). If no pieces were captured, then one barricade can be captured and is permanently removed from the player's arsenal.

The Spearman:
Moves one space any way except diagonal, but only captures pieces that are 2 spaces away or diagonal

crap i accidentally posted it lol 😭 i was gonna say: the tarnished: at the start of the game, choose 1: moves as a king, captures as a rook, OR moves as a bishop, captures as a pawn, OR moves as a king but 2 squares in any direction and captures as a knight. when it's captured, it reappears in 3 turns on its starting square, e3

The keyrgslxiytgxiftuygoduygesrotgiudoiu (pronounced kee - reg - zee - oo), it starts on the first rank and can only move backwards and if your king is on a square adjacent to it, your king dies and you lose.
Also The Pawnkingknightbishoprookqueen Can Move Backwards Unlike The Pawn.