create the most stupid chess pieces!

Pawns that move backwards

Freeze Ball: A simple circle that moves around the board like a knight.

1. Any enemy piece that is directly adjacent to the freeze ball becomes "frozen" and is not allowed to move under any circumstances, unless the freeze ball itself moves away or is captured. Friendly pieces are unaffected (with one exception; see below).

2. If the freeze ball is placed next to the opponent's freeze ball, both of them are frozen, and all pieces adjacent to either one become frozen as well. This lasts until either one is captured.

3. The freeze ball cannot make captures, but (as mentioned above) it can be captured. However...

4. ...If the freeze ball is captured, the capturing piece freezes to death and is also removed from the board. Keep in mind that it may NOT be captured with a pawn (or king, for that matter) due to the way it works, so be careful with who you pick to do the job!

5. If a frozen king is put in check, it still may not move. Therefore, a double check on a frozen king is always checkmate.

6. Freezing all of the opponent's remaining pieces is a stalemate unless the freeze ball moves or if the king is attacked (which is mate...because nothing can move).

The cloning pawn

It moves like a pawn and once it reaches the other side of the board a same version of itself appears again where the random pawn was. Can be captured by rooks only.

The helium piece : Each player has 2*#spectators, but nobody knows which pieces are helium. If you try to capture it, then it's (the helium piece) pushed back, instead of being captured. The pushing is determined based on the direction of the piece, so if a rook moved up onto E5 to capture a helium piece, then it would be pushed onto E6 instead of being captured. It can't be taken by a knight. If it is pushed off the board then it pops, and it pushes every piece within a king's move away one square in a line with one point being the popped piece and the other being the pushed piece. If it gets pushed into another piece, then it just stays there. If a helium piece captures, then the piece that it tries to capture is instead pushed like it was a helium piece. If a helium piece takes a helium piece, then they both pop, but instead of pushing, they pop any helium pieces next to them, and they do the same. If a king gets pushed into double check, then it immediately counts as checkmate for the side with more people rooting for it/ the amount of helium pieces left. Also, helium pieces can check only in a 2 square radius. They also can't be pawns.

The sick guy Can move like a king once every 2 turns and can cough on an enemy piece 1 square away to turn them into sick guys. It can't capture but can be captured. Though, if it's captured the piece that captures it becomes a sick guy. If the king becomes a sick guy then he will just simply be a royal sick guy.

Pawn pawn. Everything about the pawn applies except it cannot promote.

Prince: Moves like a horse+rook

block

doesnt move.

ever.

uhh...

Betrayer: a variant of the pawn/knight/rook/bishop. Will turn on the side they were originally playing and is VERY dangerous.

[Removed: Inappropriate] ~W

The bureaucrat:

if it moves next to an enemy piece that piece is frozen for 5 moves because it has to fill in 25 forms.

The Hoppler ,cannot move

Squire: Knight, but it moves up 3 (not 2) and over 1.

I Made a pieces and his name is WAKANDA FOREVER pieces

He move like a king but it he takes any pieces, he also die

It just wouldn't work.

um...

nightqueen

the queen can move as a night

Its like a knight but its op and it can move in an L shape like a normal but infinite range