create the most stupid chess pieces!

Robometal. Moves like an Amazon. Can throw nearby pieces. Also, launches missiles and throws lasers. Needs to be captured 3 times unless the piece is godly.

bob: explodes you.

urucini. Moves like a king and can summon pawns where it can move but it counts as a whole turn.

Pown. Starts in the corner (a1/a8) and has to move one square diagonally each turn until it's reached the opposite corner where it promotes to a pown of the opposite colour. Only then can you start moving other pieces. Powns can move through other pieces that are in the way but they can't capture.

the horse: jumps forever. can be checkmated. if checkmated, you king explodes.

the drunk queen: is stupid.

thats useless

"create the most stupid chess pieces!" That's the point my friend

Lavalandy

Moves like a queen can move through one piece, capturing it.

Nokynuke. It occupies the whole center. Each of the squares have to be occupied. Not necessarily at the same time. And it creates an IMPLOSION, absorbing the board.

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The Transformer: starts as a pawn but turns into a different piece every turn. If it is checkmated as a king, you lose the game.

The zombie bishop: moves like a bishop but if it captures a piece that piece does not leave the board but instead returns to its starting square. If a piece is on that square it is captured. If the zombie bishop itself is captured, the piece also captures the capturing piece.

Zombie bishop example:

1. It captures a knight, sending it back to b8 where it started. the rook on b8 is captured by the knight.

2. A pawn captures the bishop, eliminating both the bishop and the pawn

Restricted pawn: can only promote to knight and bishop