Lava chicken. Throws fireballs.
create the most stupid chess pieces!
The Panzer:
Moves in a 3-square-radius and captures in a 2-square radius. It does not move when capturing. If the Panzer itself is captured, Germans invade the entire chessboard and shoot both kings as revenge.
Puppy. Lasts 10 turns. When it's 5 or more turns old it multiplies. When reaches a 10 turn age it dies. Every 10 puppies an extra puppy suddenly appears. Every 485 puppies some extra 3 puppies suddenly appear. When the puppy population gets higher than 1000, 20 extra puppies appear. When the population reaches. 10^101, extra 300 puppies appear. When it reaches gugol a puppy lifespan gets to 8 and they start multiplying at turn 4. When it reaches googelplex, the lifespan gets to 9. At TREE(3) the lifespan gets to 10 again. Then every time the puppy population multiplies by 2. T
*9 puppies suddenly die. But the puppy lifetime is 11 turns and they start multiplying at turn 1. When it's practically infinity. It gets to 100 again
Poker guy. When a piece gets near him you can't move it for three turns because it's playing poker with him. After those three turns the piece has lost all it's money.
The shadow realm pawn:
It sits under the board and moves normally, but if it en passants the piece above it sends that piece to the shadow realm.
The shadow realm king:
It sits under the board, moves normally and is completely safe, until the shadow realm pawn en passants a piece and sends it to the shadow realm, where the shadow realm king can be checkmated.