create the most stupid chess pieces!

and by RPG I mean it trows an copy of Mario RPG.

Tralalelo tralala: only pawns can mone for 10 moves. if you run out of pawns, you explode

The hat: it is placed on another ally piece. When wearing a hat, a piece can enter the opponents president’s invisible wall, because the hat says “MAGA”

The Louis: moves like a king. It can divide itself into body and head once. Once the Louis is divided the pieces die after 3 moves (of the game)

the RPG:explodes the president and pawns

The Joker: it's a fake bishop that lives on k-163 and eats queens when it's checkmate

Your mom: can't be captured because it is too big

your mom's mom: can capture your mom

The miner: Moves like a king and can become intangible or tangible as a move. Miners can only capture by becoming tangible while underneath an opponent's piece or can capture other miners like a king while underground.

The Rock: It takes up a space and anyone can use it. It can't take any pieces, but can't be taken. It moves with the same properties as a Queen.

Also, does anyone want to play in this arena?

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/4216429

W logic

me: deletes you from existence

I have nuke and I delete you

the accountant: automatically deletes any opponents pawn when the king is checked (as tax) when the opponent has no pawns, they cannot check you until the accountant is dead

The frenchman: moves, captures and checks like a knight. when the king is checked by a frenchman, it dies in seven steps unless that particular frenchman is dead

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The Compass. The direction is from the owner's perspective. So for the White compass, directions are from White's perspective. For the black compass, directions are from Black's perspective. It may move as far as it can like a rook (no jumping like a knight), and it starts on a1 for White and h8 for Black.

Here's the caveat. First time it moves, it must travel North, then East, then South, then West, then North, then East, then South, then West, then North, then East, etc.

So the White compass may go a1 to a4 to e4 to e2 to c2 to c7 to f7 to f3 to b3 to b4 to g4 to g1 to f1 to f4, etc

The Black compass may go h8 to h6 to a6 to a7 to d7 to d4 to b4 to b5 to h5 to h4 to f4 to f6 to g6 to g3, etc.

The king cannot castle with the compass.

The Chad - Checkmates everytime you say ,,Chad"

or The Most-P2W-Piece-Of-All-Time-In-Every-Universe - Moves like a pawn but you can take or push only when you pay me 1000000000 dollars

The hamlet: Moves like a knight. Does nothing, but you cannot checkmate a king unless its hamlet is captured. (Cus it takes revenge)