create the most stupid chess pieces!

Acid: literally just lays somewhere random on the chessboard doing nothing. It can only capture like a king, but it cant move and cant be captured.

Mini Knight

The crazy camel. Moves 7 squares forward and one square to either side.

THE @@@@@@$$$ GM

Nuh-uh, this is my board and it is called the brururururt

THE @@@@@@$$$ GM

The Tadpole: it is like a pawn, it can only move one square at a time, but fi something is in front of it, it can jump over it. If it is the opponent's piece it is jumping over, the piece is captured. It can also jump over its own pieces. But, if it ever does reach the end of the board, it can turn into a squid (ik that doesn't make any sense) or a frog. A squid can travel diagonally, and how the knight travels. Also, the squid would also be able to change squares. If a squid is on a dark square for example, it can move one space to go into a light square. It of course can jump like the knight because it can move like the knight and bishop, just with a extra tweak. The frog, however is different. It is like a rook, and it can move horizontally and vertically, but, if the king is in a dangerous position, or there is a checkmate, the frog can hop all the way to protect the king. This can happen only once, and one the frog is there it STAYS there until a tadpole goes over it or something captures it. The frog can also hop over pieces, but only vertically, and instead of one space it can be up to two, so you can choose if you want it to be one or two squares. The squid and the frog are only obtainable by the tadpole getting promoted when it reaches the opposite side.. I also think that the tadpole should be in the G and B files, because they could help with kingside/queenside attack and can be really useful. They would replace the G and B pawns, then. Point totals:

Tadpole: 2 pts

Squid: 6 pts

Frog: 7 pts

I made it pretty crazy I guess!

Antipawn can only capturebackwards and turns into enemy kill all peice.(Kill who got promoted) only can capture friendly fire. Explodes if captured.

the 6-7 piece

moves: 6 squares to left or 7 to the right

diagonals: 6 left diagonal 7 right diagonal

if goes to end of board can turn into queen and rook

The Weather Trombone master:

Looks like: a trombone mixed with a lightning bolt

Points: 41

Moves: It can move as far up and down, but then it has to go three to the left or right, and back to the row it was from. It can take diagonally, and up down left right. If it gets captured, your knight turns into a king, which doesn't need to be mated.

The rock: literally just exists.

The most stupid chess piece that I could think of is the lazy it doesn't move and no one can capture it and even the knight can't jump over it and in its three by three spuares no one can go through doesn't is the most stupid chess piece

The unaliver: If at the edge of the board, it will skip your turn to jump off. If near a piece, it might move closer towards that piece in an attempt to be captured. moves like a king. Cannot capture other pieces.

The Nuke: If captured, all pieces die in the resulting blast, both players lose, and anyone else playing chess within a 50 foot radius suffers the same effect in the fallout.

Adding on: It has no color, starts on H4. H for hydrogen.

Next piece: The Spectator. Specifically a pawn in a baseball cap. Starts on A-Zero and can move one space around the board. Just sits there obsolete, but it must be moved in addition to your own move.

The FNAF rippoff, it sits in the place your queen does and is 16 by 16, so if you try to press anything, it explodes in your face and presses draw button.

Yeah