create the most stupid chess pieces!

Chuck Norris

The player with the Chuck Norris piece must capture the opponent's king in the first move, winning the game.

The moron

it just makes u lose that’s it

caseoh does nothing, but if your piece touches it , it expands caseoh y one square

That is not stupid, It could actually be useful

I thought we were making bad pieces

The Nuke

Just deletes all ur pieces but ur king

The Penny- everytime you get checkmated she gets 1 of your pieces and ties it and places it in a cornfield from which it never returns

The coward:It is a neutral piece that moves like king+knight, to move it you need to threaten it with another piece

the wall: blocks all your pieces

The Howitzer: Moves like the king, but can only capture pieces that are at least 3 squares away from it orthogonally or diagonally (doesn't move when it captures). Also, capturing takes up the whole turn

The Zombie: It infects other pieces. It can’t be captured. It is controlled by the TD. Any piece that is zombified is classified useless.

Jumanji Pawn: You can't leave the game until you promote the Jumanji Pawn and say "Jumanji."

Whenever you move the Jumanji Pawn, chaotic IRL events can occur, such as

• "His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste."- A lion is summoned near your vicinity.
• "At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun."- A swarm of bats appear by flying ferociously and uncoordinated.
• "In the jungle you must wait, until a pawn goes five or eight."- You get trapped inside Jumanji jungle, an alternate dimension, until a pawn reaches 5th or 8th rank.
• "You're almost there with much at stake. Now, the ground begins to quake."- An earthquake of worrisome magnitude begins and only ends after your opponent's next move.
• "A hunter from the darkest wild makes you feel just like a child."- The Van Pelt hunter is summoned and starts chasing the player which moved until the game is over.
• "Beware the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand."- The floor becomes quicksand and you get dragged down till your opponent's next move.
• "Need a hand? Why you just wait. We'll help you out, we each have eight."- Massive spiders are summoned looking for trouble.
• "This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition."- Crazy monkeys appear near the vicinity and start devastating everything, riding bikes and such.
• "A law of Jumanji has been broken. You will set back even more than your token."- Happens when you make an illegal move to try and finish the game faster. The Jumanji Pawn goes back to its starting square and you might suffer some sort of hairy metamorphosis as penalty.
• "Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon."- Water quickly appears by, a constant flooding won't allow you to stay dry.
• "A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch."- Giant scary mosquitoes with an unknown disease spread and attempt to suck blood all over.
• "They grow much faster than bamboo, take care or they'll come after you."- Insane giant plants start growing, spreading, evolving, and why not, trying to eat you alive.
• "Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder."- A stampede with countless Jumanji jungle creatures crashes by, crushing everything on its path.

Good luck promoting that pawn and don't forget to say: "Jumanji."

Most evil piece on earth lol.

The Penny-if you make more than 2 bad moves in a match she will whoop the Nebraska out of your king and queen and you immediately lose

The Piece Of Cake- A piece made of cake. When a piece captures it, the player can eat it.

The Wasist- Doesn’t let the opponent pieces get into its territory (which is undefined). Also, it can’t say ”r”.