create the most stupid chess pieces!

Ha! Correct. This is nice.

the giant pawn. It covers four squares instead of one, and moves two spaces at a time. It captures by stomping on pieces underneath it. When it promotes, the piece it promotes to is so astronomically huge that the game automatically ends in a draw because the board broke.

Also I like #175

The Laser Pawn-Says, "IMMA FIRIN MY LASA" and destroys all pieces in front of it, including kings

caseoh pawn

legit every cartoon character ever

Sunshine Pawn-If captured, all the pawns on the opponent's team freeze

The Fart Pawn-Every two moves it releases a fart, capturing all enemy pieces that touch the fart

Knights that can jump over but not capture enemy pieces.

The fat drunkie drake takes up 3 spaces up left down right and diagonally, the drunk part is where the more pieces he captures the more his drunk bar fills up, and then he dies you can place the pieces he captured, but the drake part is a 50/50 chance to capture or terrify if a piece is terrified then it may no longer move the more drunk he is the higher the chance to capture

Doppelganger

Each player starts with two of their 8 pawns having a Doppelganger emblem on the bottom of the piece. During set up these pieces can be placed anywhere a pawn normally would be. They function exactly like a pawn until they take another piece at which point they become a copy of that piece but retain the Doppelganger ability. Aka, they will continue to change into whatever piece they take.

The ghostrunner. It is a robot-ninja that moves like a king, but also has 2 dashes that make him go 3 squares in any direction(including as a knight, but can't jump)he can use both sashes each turn, alternatively or before or after the king move, but if at the end of your turn it is in an opponent's piece range it get captured(or shot)

Dictator

does whatever the hell it wants

Uchiha Sasuke. Looks like a regular pawn, but it is constantly motivated by revenge for its brother Itachi. If it finds out it's a pawn in a game, it will unleash the power of Orochimaru's curse mark and swear revenge on Konoha. In the curse mark state, it passively kills all pieces in a one square radius. Once it promotes, it kills an opponent's pawn (Itachi) and awakens the Mangekyo sharingan, the Amaterasu, and the Susano'o. It will then proceed to use the Amaterasu to burn the entire board into ashes.

omg i love naruto references

The Gunpoint Queen: she gunpoints you