create the most stupid chess pieces!

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ArrasLynx ha scritto:
agatti1970 wrote:

The hot.

It's a piece whose temperature is so high that you can't touch it. You have it on the board, and it remains there untouched, forever.

but if you were to move it, how would it move?

also you can just use a stick

Ha! Correct. This is nice.

dr4gonsl4yer1002
A promotable king
xxKaiju08xx
The nuclear bomb
It wipes your mind in a winning position and makes the opponent win
T-jankins9522
The forum reader, chooses a random piece from this forum every turn and spawns it
NohJay

the giant pawn. It covers four squares instead of one, and moves two spaces at a time. It captures by stomping on pieces underneath it. When it promotes, the piece it promotes to is so astronomically huge that the game automatically ends in a draw because the board broke.

Also I like #175

TheKingsPawntheThird

The Laser Pawn-Says, "IMMA FIRIN MY LASA" and destroys all pieces in front of it, including kings

ArrasLynx
s-hikamaru wrote:

the giant pawn. It covers four squares instead of one, and moves two spaces at a time. It captures by stomping on pieces underneath it. When it promotes, the piece it promotes to is so astronomically huge that the game automatically ends in a draw because the board broke.

Also I like #175

caseoh pawn

Th4all_ss0phoebia
ArrasLynx speakie da keyboarded:
RedLarvaeOIOIOI wrote:

The Dumb Pawn-Captures itself when capturing a piece

okay that's genuinely funny

legit every cartoon character ever

TheKingsPawntheThird

Sunshine Pawn-If captured, all the pawns on the opponent's team freeze

TheKingsPawntheThird

The Fart Pawn-Every two moves it releases a fart, capturing all enemy pieces that touch the fart

CRHer700

Knights that can jump over but not capture enemy pieces.

T-jankins9522
The pea shooter, shoots one pea every move, if a piece gets hit three times it dies
brucethemegahalflifefan

The fat drunkie drake takes up 3 spaces up left down right and diagonally, the drunk part is where the more pieces he captures the more his drunk bar fills up, and then he dies you can place the pieces he captured, but the drake part is a 50/50 chance to capture or terrify if a piece is terrified then it may no longer move the more drunk he is the higher the chance to capture

MeltingSkiesAbove

Doppelganger

Each player starts with two of their 8 pawns having a Doppelganger emblem on the bottom of the piece. During set up these pieces can be placed anywhere a pawn normally would be. They function exactly like a pawn until they take another piece at which point they become a copy of that piece but retain the Doppelganger ability. Aka, they will continue to change into whatever piece they take.

andrew47221

The ghostrunner. It is a robot-ninja that moves like a king, but also has 2 dashes that make him go 3 squares in any direction(including as a knight, but can't jump)he can use both sashes each turn, alternatively or before or after the king move, but if at the end of your turn it is in an opponent's piece range it get captured(or shot)

ArrasLynx

Dictator

does whatever the hell it wants

NohJay

Uchiha Sasuke. Looks like a regular pawn, but it is constantly motivated by revenge for its brother Itachi. If it finds out it's a pawn in a game, it will unleash the power of Orochimaru's curse mark and swear revenge on Konoha. In the curse mark state, it passively kills all pieces in a one square radius. Once it promotes, it kills an opponent's pawn (Itachi) and awakens the Mangekyo sharingan, the Amaterasu, and the Susano'o. It will then proceed to use the Amaterasu to burn the entire board into ashes.

ArrasLynx
s-hikamaru wrote:

Uchiha Sasuke. Looks like a regular pawn, but it is constantly motivated by revenge for its brother Itachi. If it finds out it's a pawn in a game, it will unleash the power of Orochimaru's curse mark and swear revenge on Konoha. In the curse mark state, it passively kills all pieces in a one square radius. Once it promotes, it kills an opponent's pawn (Itachi) and awakens the Mangekyo sharingan, the Amaterasu, and the Susano'o. It will then proceed to use the Amaterasu to burn the entire board into ashes.

omg i love naruto references

magnumsicecream111

The Gunpoint Queen: she gunpoints you

T-jankins9522
#187 I love Naruto too! Shikamaru is my favorite.