create the most stupid chess pieces!

The Warrior King: Replaces your king. It's just 3 checkers pieces stacked on top of each other. It can move into check and checkmate, and must be captured three times to win. When it is captured, remove one of the checkers, and the piece that captured it dies. It moves like a regular king, except it can capture from two spaces away.

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The Dumb Pawn-Captures itself when capturing a piece

The MMA fighter: moves like a king+knight that can't jump. Whenever he wants to capture a piece that piece is "takedowned" and ends up either three squares left or three squares right and is stunned for 2 turns(if the piece ends up outside the board it is captured). Can only be captured by MMA fighters or by the king. Pawns can promote into it

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile: only goes across the board and removes 3 pieces around the impact area. After one use can be taken by the opponent.

okay that's genuinely funny

The hot.

It's a piece whose temperature is so high that you can't touch it. You have it on the board, and it remains there untouched, forever.

but if you were to move it, how would it move?

also you can just use a stick

Ha! Correct. This is nice.

the giant pawn. It covers four squares instead of one, and moves two spaces at a time. It captures by stomping on pieces underneath it. When it promotes, the piece it promotes to is so astronomically huge that the game automatically ends in a draw because the board broke.

Also I like #175

The Laser Pawn-Says, "IMMA FIRIN MY LASA" and destroys all pieces in front of it, including kings

caseoh pawn

legit every cartoon character ever

Sunshine Pawn-If captured, all the pawns on the opponent's team freeze

The Fart Pawn-Every two moves it releases a fart, capturing all enemy pieces that touch the fart