The Warrior King: Replaces your king. It's just 3 checkers pieces stacked on top of each other. It can move into check and checkmate, and must be captured three times to win. When it is captured, remove one of the checkers, and the piece that captured it dies. It moves like a regular king, except it can capture from two spaces away.
create the most stupid chess pieces!
The MMA fighter: moves like a king+knight that can't jump. Whenever he wants to capture a piece that piece is "takedowned" and ends up either three squares left or three squares right and is stunned for 2 turns(if the piece ends up outside the board it is captured). Can only be captured by MMA fighters or by the king. Pawns can promote into it
The moron: does nothing. Just naps and annoys everyone