Hells Bells! You sound dangerous! I used to have a firearms licence for a pistol club, I might challenge you to a shooting match!
Does a glass of wine and chocolate improve performance

I can believe it .... I play heavy rock, mostly ZZ Top or AC/DC while I'm playing, the louder the better! I am sure that must put the opposition of their stroke, maybe dressing as a black witch might frighten them into submission and they would resign ...

If only they could see/hear.
ZZ Top or AC/DC ? If I knew that you were listening to them while playing with me, I would have resigned immediately.

Miguel I can't wait to check out Gothic Rock sounds amazing will be doing it next when I get off here. Is it so different from other rock groups? I am still trying to imagine you sitting at your laptop wearing all black gear, do you wear a hat as well? And what about refreshment while you are playing chess, is it a coffee or a glass of something. They say coffee is excellent for chess perfomance, it improves memory and and does other helpful magical things to your brain, always have a cup while playing, how about you?

Fair comment, once , at a lecture the tutor said to a student "John, stand up and give a brief description of how you see women", the student stood up and said "well, women are generally speaking ...", the tutor interrupted and said "well done John, you summed it up very nicely!" :)

The display of my magnum handgun nestling in my holster, usually guarantees a win for me.
LOL

Myself... I wear a beat up Rams "baseball" cap... at every tournament. Its really becoming serious ... when Ive forgotton it, Ive had some of my worst losses or tournaments. At one Ramless hat tourny, my only win was vs a blind guy (Henry). :D

I love a guy who smokes a pipe, something so sexy about it, if I was playing you knowing you had a pipe in your mouth would make me very h***y! ;)

pipes don't have a filthy small, they have got a gorgeous smell, I still stand by my previous comment, I would melt at the thought of someone smoking a pipe while I was playing with them.
This topic is very relevant for this discussion:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/how-do-you-prepare-yourself-for-a-chess-game
I don't know about you but munching on chocolate, sipping wine and using my dog as a foot stool, (her choice), certainly improves my game, does anyone have similar odd practices while trying to clobber their opponent?