Escape Checkmate! (Wrong answers only)

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I'll go first. *puts brick at b8*

Rook takes on h8

KZ8

Make the black king disappear. (You cannot checkmate the king if there is no king to be checkmated.)

This sounds so fun, let me try:

1. Θb8
2. Convert to non-royal King.
3. Δxg8
4. Qxb2, Qxh8# (Double move chess)
5. O-O-O-O, Kxf7 (Black King castles White Rook)
6. White Rook xh8#
7. Kx-a7 (captures transparent brick to a7)
8. freeze@g7 Qxb2+
9. jump@b2 Qxh8#
10. "Don't stall, were down time." Wait for partner.
11. S@f8+
12. Train coming from a2-g8 diagonal, capturing both Rooks.
13. Throw a jean to White King, causing him to disqualify.
14. KTh1 (King teleports to h1)
15. Break your opponent's clock and make him lose on time.
16. Change sides.
17. King identify as Queen, royalQh1.
18. Knight (Horse) runs to the King and saves him from danger.
19. Invisibility, White can't see the Black pieces and get checkmated.
20. Cover your eyes to be invisible.
21. Declare a win.
22. Screw the rules, checkmated player wins.
23. Build a brick wall.
24. Qxb2+ counter check the check.
25. Pass the move, you can't capture a King so it's a draw.
26. Who said we had to escape checkmate? Nf3.
27. Resign and escape checkmate.
28. Bishop gets promoted to Rook, Rxh8#
29. axb8=Q
30. Illegal position (pawn at b1), so game over. A draw.
31. Knight promotes to a Rook too, Nxg8.
32. Blindfold the opponent, then say it's "Blindfold Chess".
33. Slam the table and hope for King to get knocked somewhere that's not in check.
34. O=Q (castling into pawn and promoting into Queen), Qb7.
35. King promotes into Queen, Qh1.
36. Who said this is chess? This is my own game where Rook moves like a Wazir, and Queen can jump over squares. Qxh8#
37. Summon an Amazon and your opponent gets lost in the Amazon Rainforest.
38. Emotional damage to White King, he doesn't want to checkmate you and moves the Rook back.
39. Gaslight White into not checkmating you.
40. Gaslight the board into a fire (?). No one wins.
41. "Look at what you've done! Is that what you want?" "I'm a monster, I shouldn't do this to you... Sorry, you can take the win". Win the game.
42. That pawn is actually Superpawn, flies the Black King into safety.
43. It's not a checkmate. Why? Because I said so.
44. bB8. Not Bb8. b file is now moved to b8 - b15. Kb9.
45. Cat hops on the way and Rook decides to wait for the cat to move. The cat never moves, there's no check anymore.
46. Schrodinger's Check. The check will either lead to mate or not, we'll never know until Black moves.
47. Game rule Any Capture. It said you can capture your pieces it didn't say which pieces. Kxh2
48. Game rule Checky Chess. All chess pieces are now checkers pieces. I will change the King and Bishop. No one will notice it.
49. Anarchy Chess, I can do whatever I want. Kxh8#
50. Game rule Game of Points. I have 500 points and White has 0. I claim victory.

Good game!

The fish on c2 uses an uno reverse card...

NOW WHITE HAS TO ESCAPE CHECKMATE NOW-

*Bishop throws Bluetooth speaker at king and plays very loud music*

Bb8.

Nice try

*K swipes a2-g8 diagonol

Black moves the White Rook on g8 to g3.

switch the colors of your pieces. now you control white and your opponent controls black. (i think the board is from white's perspective) then, summon an enemy piece on b2, use your pawn to capture it and promote to a queen, and switch the colors back so the enemy pawns can't promote. the rook takes it, then you take the rook. not only did you escape, but you also captured a rook in the process. it's basic level magic, really

I can't escape checkmate because I'm not here. *disappears*

Use the invisible duck piece I've had on the board since turn 1 and keeping away from the reach of any of the pieces to prevent my opponent from finding out to block the attack on the queen. Should've searched for hypothetical pieces next time!

New chess strategy: just leave. There's no walls nothing's stopping you

Kb9, then after White tries to checkmate with Rf9, use Kc10, and so on, running away from the ladder checkmate. They will never be able to checkmate you.