Escape Checkmate! (Wrong answers only)

you just don't play

Bg1

Flux capacitor and go back in time, lower average elo to 10 and reach 2700 elo due to most players being awful, become grandmaster, come back, they challenge me, I smoke them

#1 well, upgrade the black king to ultra instinct king. That way, the king can't be checkmated. Because he somehow dodged all of white's attacks.

Paint the white rooks black

Throw a chicken at the white king, then move your king to h9.5×10^10^1000000

Pawn and king switch places and now the king on a7 moves to a6.

Or turn this into infinite chess and go Ka9

MOVE DA BISHOP TO B8

Rooks to hell

this is like a greenlemongames short

anyways place a bishop at e3 for the cost of 1 elixir
and place another bishop at b3 for the cost on 1 elixir
oh and a hog rider at b8 for 4 elixirHOG RIDAAA

get a chicken and get it to run it over

an earthquake happened, but happens to be the strongest one of the millennia