Escape Checkmate! (Wrong answers only)

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SomeRandomBoiiiii
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Black to move and prevent checkmate
Try to make the funniest move!
You can do a lot of stuff, like summoning random fairy pieces, moving a piece in an illegal way, and basically anything your own brain can think of.
 
It's kinda like this forum I made.
SomeRandomBoiiiii

Note to self: this may (or may not) take a while

SomeRandomBoiiiii

I'll go first. *puts brick at b8*