Escape Checkmate! (Wrong answers only)
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Oct 29, 2025
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#63
Kenji-Star wrote:
I have the best answer resign
that is not a "wrong " answer.
Utilize your the spare queen in you back pocket
This isn't even checkmate. The black and white kings are friends, so the white king doesn't order his army to attack the black king.
(good ending)
21 days ago
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#67
Easy
Use the metro under the capital to get from Berlin to the airport. Take a flight under the disguise of civilian aircraft from Germany to the Vatican to create a fake pseudonym and forged documents. Then take a submarine from Italy to Argentina as their president is in kahoots with the blackzis. You live life as a Argentinan farmer until the 1970s where you die an unknown man. The world will never know you were blackolf kingler.
Use the metro under the capital to get from Berlin to the airport. Take a flight under the disguise of civilian aircraft from Germany to the Vatican to create a fake pseudonym and forged documents. Then take a submarine from Italy to Argentina as their president is in kahoots with the blackzis. You live life as a Argentinan farmer until the 1970s where you die an unknown man. The world will never know you were blackolf kingler.
The rooks attack the 8th and 7th files... but not anywhere between those files. King to b7½.
20 days ago
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#69
SomeRandomBoiiiii wrote:
The rooks attack the 8th and 7th files... but not anywhere between those files. King to b7½.
That sounds like a great idea, how about Kb(3π-1)
20 days ago
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#70
Instead of Moving the king just
Try promoting your pawn into a queen and request a draw.
Try promoting your pawn into a queen and request a draw.
13 days ago
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#76
I telekinetically lift the White King up and fling it at the wall. I then manually move the Black King onto that square.
10 days ago
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#78
You stall until the final second and then you play......……...............................................................................................................…..........................................................................................................................Another game
10 days ago
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#80
1... King hides under the chessboard
2... Queen calls the police
3... Knight eats the rook
4... Bishop rage-quits to Fortnite
5... Pawn throws a smoke bomb
6... King swaps places with a spectator
7... Queen declares “game over” by decree
8... Knight jumps into the dice tray
9... Bishop becomes a DJ and blasts music
10... Pawn pulls out a sword
11... King tunnels underground to h1
12... Queen summons Pikachu for backup
13... Knight rides a skateboard across the board
14... Bishop teleports to another dimension
15... Pawn bribes the referee
16... King fakes an injury timeout
17... Queen flips the board upside down
18... Knight moonwalks to safety
19... Bishop disguises as a pawn
20... Pawn eats pizza mid-game
21... King hides in opponent’s shoe
22... Queen calls UNO reverse
23... Knight summons a horse IRL
24... Bishop becomes invisible
25... Pawn rage-quits and walks off
26... King declares stalemate by vibes
27... Queen summons Thor’s hammer
28... Knight teleports to opponent’s fridge
29... Bishop retires to Florida
30... Pawn promotes into a meme
31... King rolls a D20 for survival
32... Queen checks herself
33... Knight becomes a Pokémon gym leader
34... Bishop moves like Pac-Man, eating pawns
35... Pawn summons a duck piece
36... King hides in the rulebook
37... Queen rage-quits mid-move
38... Knight becomes a TikTok influencer
39... Bishop summons a drone strike
40... Pawn moonwalks to h9
41... King castles with the referee
42... Queen summons a dragon
43... Knight promotes into chaos energy
44... Bishop becomes a Jedi
45... Pawn summons Rick Astley
46... King declares “stalemate by vibes” again
47... Queen rage-quits and flips the board
48... Knight jumps into the dice tray
49... Bishop teleports to Minecraft
50... Pawn bribes the referee again
51... King hides in the chess clock
52... Queen orders pizza delivery
53... Knight becomes a lawyer and sues White
54... Bishop joins a rock band
55... Pawn sets fire to the rulebook
56... King hides in opponent’s backpack
57... Queen rage-quits to TikTok live
58... Knight becomes a streamer mid-game
59... Bishop summons Gandalf
60... Pawn promotes into a rubber duck
61... King tunnels to another board
62... Queen calls her mom
63... Knight becomes a magician
64... Bishop rage-quits to Valorant
65... Pawn eats the bishop
66... King hides in the scoreboard
67... Queen summons a UFO
68... Knight becomes a referee
69... Bishop disguises as a knight
70... Pawn rage-quits to Instagram
71... King declares “draw by vibes”
72... Queen rage-quits to Discord
73... Knight becomes a chef
74... Bishop summons a pizza oven
75... Pawn rage-quits to Twitter
76... King hides in opponent’s pocket again
77... Queen rage-quits to Twitch
78... Knight becomes a ninja
79... Bishop rage-quits to Roblox
80... Pawn rage-quits to Snapchat
81... King hides in the chess bag
82... Queen rage-quits to YouTube
83... Knight becomes a clown
84... Bishop rage-quits to League of Legends
85... Pawn rage-quits to Reddit
86... King hides in the rulebook again
87... Queen rage-quits to Netflix
88... Knight becomes a doctor
89... Bishop rage-quits to PUBG
90... Pawn rage-quits to WhatsApp
91... King hides in opponent’s shoe again
92... Queen rage-quits to Spotify
93... Knight becomes a pilot
94... Bishop rage-quits to Apex Legends
95... Pawn rage-quits to Telegram
96... King hides in the chess clock again
97... Queen rage-quits to Amazon Prime
98... Knight becomes a scientist
99... Bishop rage-quits to Clash of Clans
100... Pawn rage-quits to Gmail
I think I have the best answer : Ka9 !