Funny Chess Joke


my dog kept chewing his queen so i resigned, thats not fair !! he didn't obey touch move and said that touching with his mouth doesn't count, i won't play chess with that behavior...
i could beat him if he was more polite...
my dog kept chewing his queen so i resigned, thats not fair !! he didn't obey touch move and said that touching with his mouth doesn't count, i won't play chess with that behavior...
i could beat him if he was more polite...
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
Here's the website I got this joke from. there's many more here. Check it out!
http://www.chessebook.com/anekdoty.php