Funny Chess Joke

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mercytononeZ

In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"


Here's the website I got this joke from. there's many more here. Check it out!

http://www.chessebook.com/anekdoty.php


Chess_Warrior
I don't understand that joke really good, but anyway lol what a smart dog!!!
Deruku
He's beating the dog by three games out of 4 3-1 wins Im guessing. Funny thinking about a dog playing chess.
natrix
Ha HA! I played that guy!
snowboardk716

lol I have got a joke off o-that  website before

 


mercytononeZ
I lost to that dog :(  Cry
bobobbob
I know how you feel lol.
uritbon

my dog kept chewing his queen so i resigned, thats not fair Cry!! he didn't obey touch move and said that touching with his mouth doesn't count, i won't play chess with that behavior...

i could beat him if he was more polite...


Chess_Warrior
Lol!
chessplayer110
I don't find those jokes....funny.Undecided
Lil-Sparks
LOL
snowboardk716

this is a joke i made up

Q. what do you get when you cross a snail and a web site

A. chess.com


emilyispsycho7
lol
mercytononeZ
PCFlyer wrote:

this is a joke i made up

Q. what do you get when you cross a snail and a web site

A. chess.com


ill give this one to erik lol


snowboardk716
Go ahead    lol
bnsoni

Check out this game :)